Mil Millington - what kind of grown up does that to their hair?

[morningpaper]

I mean it's REALLY red

It's terrible

What is he THINKING?

One with his own mind, one not trying to conform, one who knows he can do what the fuck he wants with his hair as at the end of the day it means sod all?

Ah, you like the height thing. It does very little for me, strangely enough. I mean, it's nice enough, but I don't get giddy about it.

well that is a ruddy waste isn't it

He used to have a brown mullet - I found the pics yesterday but can't now. The red is probably preferable.

It is, isn't it.

I am just largely indifferent to the whole height thing.

Suddenly I am understanding my old work colleague who was dating a woman with freakishly large breasts (on a tiny tiny frame, it was a wonder she could didn't fall over) and was fed up of people assuming that was her appeal to him.

Well, except this is less offensive.

Ooooh, the mullet! Business at the front, party at the back! Sexy!

No no I didn't assume that's why you were with him. I am sure he has many other advantages [leer]

no sorry can't quite manage it this early in the morning

Question: what kind of grown up does that to their hair?

Answer: No kind of grown up.

Mil Millington = overgrown schoolboy.

Very funny writer but not someone you could seriously live with, surely?

Well, from his writing, it sounds like his DP likes the squabbling. I don't think I could cope with living with someone who wrote professionally about our squabbling (or, tbh, someone who enjoyed squabbling quite as much as he seems to), but I expect it works for them.

Frances, you get a gold star for lecherous effort, so early in the morning. Why aren't you off frightening your DP at this hour, if you can work up that much energy?

What would be the fun in leering at my own spouse?

Hmmm, I think I really don't understand this aggressive leering thing ... it is gay chicken, really, isn't it?

Or is the point to alarm the partner in question? I've seen harpsi do it to your DP, too.

DID she?? [alarmed]

or maybe just [amused]

You were there at the time! I don't remember you trying to punch her. :-P

No I might have slipped her a fiver

I don't remember, but that's nothing new...

LOLOL

are you trying to say HC and I are not NORMAL??

Wouldn't calling you normal be an insult to you?

So whose husband am I meant to be leering at then? Is Greeny leering at harpsis and I need to leer at Greeny's? Or do I have to leer at harpsi's? He looks easier to frighten than Greeny's, probably ...

Hmm not sure

Greeny's dh does have that rabbit caught in headlights look from time to time

HC's dh copes with her ffs

he is not going to be thrown by a big ol bald Canadian lady giving him the up and down

You'd be surprised how many men are frightened by me, even without me doing much about it.

Oooh, I once terrified a traffic warden, sexually, by accident. I can scare anyone!

Excuse me but all this leering is a bit mean if you are not going to SHARE what your DH's look like

We saw Malory's on YouTube and he was quite tasty

hmm have a feeling I might have spelt YouTube wrong on account of being old and decrepit

We have said a bit MP

NQC's is v v tall and looks like Louis Theroux

(well he kind of has that floppy haired I am charming and harmless thing going on)

I think he looks rather a lot more like Stephen Fry. Although less gay. Obviously.