Mil Millington - what kind of grown up does that to their hair?

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I mean it's REALLY red

It's terrible

What is he THINKING?

Hmm I quite fancy Stephen Fry

Obviously he'd be a bit of a challenge though

He's not a famous actor, like Stephen Fry, obviously. Probably not as funny? I'm not sure Fry is funny, recreationally. Does have a similar accent though.

He is like a handsomer, taller, less annoying Stephen Fry, yes

Hmm your DH really DOES sound tasty

HC is about, shall we get her to come and say nice things about our spouses?

No no, he's not taller than Stephen Fry, I've looked it up, Stephen Fry is 6'4.5". DH is 0.5" shorter than Stephen Fry.

Shall I practice leering at Mr HC? Or do I have to do it in person?

no no he is HILARIOUS

mh DH looks like a pocket-sized Ray Winston

that's not really in demand, is it?

Oh, yes, he writes. I'm not a fan of his writing, tbh. It seemed overdone. Like Oscar Wilde on steroids.

Mr HC is very handsome too

it is Mr Greeny and Mr Franny who are more for the niche market IMO

I think Sobernow means Mil Millington

I don't think I know who Ray Winstone is . Looked at him on imdb, he looks rugged, which is a popular look, isn't it?

Mr Franny has a sly charm about him. He's got that mumbly northerner thing going on.

And Mr Greeny has nice hair.

you have summed him up there

Mr Greeny has very nice eyes as well

and he puts up with Greeny

"Mr Sober used to look like Bill Bailey, now he looks like a gay Mitchell brother"

that's working for me

am lol @ gay mitchell brother

mumbling northerner "thing" ? hmm

Use References From International Culture Goddamn It! You local weirdos.

i lurvve posy simmonds lulamama

LOUIS THEROUX however is a BORE in rl and loses all sex appeal when you meet him

Ooh ooh, my DH looks like a cross between this chap and (less impressively) this chap

Yes mp you know

that mumbling northerner thing that everyone is so wild for

Northern blokes all mumble. I think it's a trick so you have to lean in really close. Or something.

I'm sure they don't all do that, I've just known a few who did.

If you lean in close you can see his ear hair

I wouldn't advise it