Apple?????

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Gwyneth and Chris have delivered a Granny Smith!!!!!

I thought I'd misheard the name when it was mentioned on the radio! Have they really called her Apple??

Can't get link in but bbc news pages have it!!!!
hmmmmmmm very er unique I guess!!!

I suppose the poor child will be thankful that her middle name isn't Mac! Maybe they're trying for a whole fruitbowl and Apple will soon be joined by Grape, Banana and Plum?

Here's the story.

quite!
good job surname wasn't juice!
Poor child unless they have started a new trend (all May 2004 babies will have fruity names) imagine poor little apple at school!

Better say congratulations... she could be a Mnetter!!! So Well Done Gwyneth and Chris on the birth of your little golden delicious (whoops)

Oh yes. Congratulations Gwynny and Chris. Welcome to your little Bramley baby.

Not exactly a pip at 9lb 11oz! Ouch! Congratulations!

Today's Telegraph (not my usual reading matter, she adds hastily) has a birth announcement for a Ruby Rhapsody Panda, a sister for Mimi Magenta Poodle.

whata whopper eye?
We all knew she was carrying bigger than she said, reckon it was to put the press of tailing her round her due date
GOOD on her!!!
Apple is quite cute in an all american cute as pie way... Apple Blythe Alison I think it is?
Still cannot forgive Gwyn for getting my man..

I misheard this as Apple Pie Alison. Suspect she'll resort to Alison when she's an adult

Presume she was conceived in New York, cos she's definitely a 'Big' Apple

Obviously it's cos she's the apple of their eye

enough appleaulling (yuk)jokes...!!!!
It only takes one bad un to........

ds1's hamster (RIP) was called apple (becuase that's how he says hamster).

Blythe is Gwynnie's mum - I think she is gorgeous (well she was when younger and still is for her age). LOL @ Apple Pie, Tinker!

Apple though...noooooo! Someone else has given their kid a ridiculous name in the last few days but can't remember who. (frogs's announcemnts are amongst the worst I've ever heard!)

Wonder what babay no.s 2 will be called.

Orange?
Banana?

Oh FFS! APPLE! sorry gwenny if you are a MNer congratulations but thats ridiculous.

omg I am so glad there is a thread on this... I thought I was going mad when I saw the name. Apple??? I mean, come on, are you mad?? Is it a joke, can someone confirm this? Gwynnie??

have they said WHY they have called her that as yet???
I know they are both into strange diets but really!...would you name your child Steak- coz you like it?

quite like unusual names normally but Apple is awful

just another thought... for such 'private' people - they have done a rather strange thing- if they want no publicity- well this aint the best way to do it (have they got new film/cd coming out?) ... oh I am Soooo cynical!!!

What on earth was she thinking of ? just a bad as Bob Geldof's daughter, isn't her name Peaches ?

Peaches, Pixie and Fifi in fact, gold (I think Fifi is the eldest).

My child would never forgive me !

Have a look here!

And these!!!! Look at Bono's!

"Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q Bono
Don't try this at home."

Not sure cool is quite the right word...anyway Apple will feel right at home.