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John Prescott Affair

120 replies

Uhuru · 26/04/2006 09:57

I suppose this just proves that all men are taken in by the flattery of a younger woman. Ugh!

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marthamoo · 26/04/2006 11:24

Lol @ BearsMum.

MI, the real question is - were you overcome by an urge to dash out and buy a pair of red leather trousers? Thinking about it, I bet they were PVC, in keeping with the low-rent aspect of the whole thing...

motherinferior · 26/04/2006 11:25

I am happy to say the only PVC trousers I have ever owned were black maternity ones from Jojomamanbebe.

Bugsy2 · 26/04/2006 11:40

ROFL at this story. Old "Two Jags John" really has had a ball being a Labour MP & senior minister in our esteemed Government.
Poor old Mark Oaten's wife is speaking out today about her hubby bonking rent boys.
Politics & filth - there's nothing like it! Grin

Earlybird · 26/04/2006 11:46

Saw one headline that calls him "two shags Prescott", which made me lol. Grin

CookieMonster · 26/04/2006 11:47

couldn't believe Sarah Kennedy on Radio 2 this morning .. referred to him as Johnny Two Shags!!

CookieMonster · 26/04/2006 11:47

posts crossed earlybird :)

Feistybird · 26/04/2006 11:49

MI, you tart.

edam · 26/04/2006 12:00

MI! Shock Am v. disappointed with Prezza who comes across as straightforward (even if he does get his words mangled).

Only politician I've ever met who seemed remotely fanciable was Alan Milburn. Loads of female journalists had a thing for him.

JoolsToo · 26/04/2006 12:27

Hmmm - conspicuous by his absence at PM Question Time today (as was Gordy)

BearsMum · 26/04/2006 12:43

Actually, I don't think it was his body she was after, it's probably a posh car thing.

BearsMum · 26/04/2006 12:43

Actually, I don't think it was his body she was after, it's probably a posh car thing.

homemama · 26/04/2006 12:49

I don't know why we're surprised at the tacky flirting thing from a man whose early first jobs included being paid to chat up bored older women on cruise ships.

cod · 26/04/2006 12:56

well his wifes hair must be hard to get to grips wiht

poor woman I'd hate to be publically humilated liekt his

suedonim · 26/04/2006 13:10

Rofl @ Two Sh*gs!!! Grin

I'm fully expecting to see JP sporting a black eye because Pauline seems pretty feisty to me and she'll surely swing for him!

Btw, did anyone seriously think Labour would be any different to the other shower?? Even I'm not that gullible! Grin

Nightynight · 26/04/2006 13:31

how depressing. So he really is "2 Jags and taking advantage of his job to shag around", not honest John.
ah well. Just glad I didnt vote for them last time, or the time before.

Bugsy2 · 26/04/2006 13:52

Nice to see Teflon Tone standing by him though. All despicable behaviour overlooked as long as it is politically expedient!! Great set of values to offer the nation.

notasheep · 26/04/2006 14:25

OMG- who would have sex with him?

sharklet · 26/04/2006 14:32

Bleeuurghhh!!

WHO would shag Prescot? WHY? Ewwwwwwwww

Its just like having the Tories in power again isn't it with all the sleaze!

nailpolish · 26/04/2006 14:32

PMSL at "collar and cuffs"

arf

edam · 26/04/2006 14:34

Actually my father looks a bit like Prezza - not that bad but middle-aged, dark hair, bit of a tummy - and he's seriously in demand. But I think that's because there's a shortage of available men when you hit middle-age (because those pesky 50-year-olds go for younger women).

intergalacticwalrus · 26/04/2006 14:36

Jeez, I have woken up to some horrific specimens in my time, but none of them can top Prezza.

Yak yak yak.

When they talked about it on the news this morning, I nearly barfed up my porridge

Bozza · 26/04/2006 14:37

Prezza's hair is out of a bottle though, isn't it? I was insisting on that to my colleagues today. But they found a photo with some white at the temples (roots I said) and pointed out that he had dark brows too (dyed I said).

intergalacticwalrus · 26/04/2006 14:39

Yes, deffo an advert for Just For Men

nailpolish · 26/04/2006 14:43

\link{http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/PrescottBLOG.jpg\ok so explain to me where he keeps his sex appeal}

flobbleflobble · 26/04/2006 14:44

just make sure you keep the lights off I s'pose

It is the power thing that does it for some birds, isn't it?