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John Prescott Affair

120 replies

Uhuru · 26/04/2006 09:57

I suppose this just proves that all men are taken in by the flattery of a younger woman. Ugh!

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cod · 26/04/2006 10:05

she s a scrubber who lives with a lorry driver and has red leaterh trousers

adn he wont resign
no one has to resign these days

NomDePlume · 26/04/2006 10:05

Is she a bit of a looker then, or just mildly attractive compared with his fugly, beetle-browed-walrus face ?

Caligula · 26/04/2006 10:05
Grin

So succinct cod!

"A scrubber who lives with a lorry driver"

I wonder if he likes Yorkies

cod · 26/04/2006 10:06

she looks kinda blonde and middel aged

bundle · 26/04/2006 10:06

that's a little harsh on her cod

Caligula · 26/04/2006 10:06

Oh of course he won't resign. Treating your wife with public contempt is par for the course nowadays.

hunkermunkfish · 26/04/2006 10:06

Only a very few times has the written word had me reaching for a bucket...this is one of them...

cod · 26/04/2006 10:06

betr her collars anc cuffs dont match

Caligula · 26/04/2006 10:06

Is there a picture of her? I'm morbidly interested now

cod · 26/04/2006 10:07

AND sh ehas/had a misspelled boyfreind

PRESCOTT AFFAIR EXCLUSIVE: THE BOYFRIEND SPEAKS OUT
By Stephen Moyes
BETRAYED Barrie Williams told last night how his world fell apart when he discovered the woman he adored had been having an affair with the Deputy Prime Minister.

The heartbroken trucker told the Daily Mirror: "I just can't believe that my darling Tracey has been sleeping with John Prescott behind my back.

"How dare he split up my relationship with the woman I'd planned to marry."

Twinkie1 · 26/04/2006 10:07

God like shagging Toad of Toad Hall he is truely VILE!!!!

Hate this fucking governemnt and their hypocrasy - what happened to the whiter than white/no slease government we were promised - would much rather have John and Edwina back having a quick bunk up in No 10 whilst Norma out having her hair done - least you just snigger about that without actually vomitting!!!

(And whilst we are about it and there was a thread I bet who is going to tell Cherie that her hairdresser well and truely mugged her up and the money would be better spent on getting a new face that wasn't PIG UGLY!!!!)

Norah · 26/04/2006 10:08

I feel quite quite sick !!

Orlando · 26/04/2006 10:08

Mr Prescott was also spotted springing out in front of her while pulling a funny face to make her laugh.

What an utter sex God.

(have broken my vow of abstinence from mumsnet because I KNEW this would be up for discussion today and I just couldn't help myself...)

cod · 26/04/2006 10:09

whereas his face normally................

JoolsToo · 26/04/2006 10:09

\link{http://www.officialpix.com/estore/prodimages/photos/EP6_KEY_71.jpg\kiss me! kiss me!}

cod · 26/04/2006 10:09

\link{http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2002/09/30/prescottspeech372.jpg\BOO}

Caligula · 26/04/2006 10:10

pulling a funny face to make her laugh.

I don't know why I'm so disturbed by that.

bundle · 26/04/2006 10:10

heartbroken trucker

dontcha luv how the tabloids write? Grin

Orlando · 26/04/2006 10:10

...would just make her vomit?

Frenchgirl · 26/04/2006 10:12

I love the fact it all started at a Christmas office party
so tacky

do you think they photocopied their arses?

One thing we can be sure off: there was no sex in a broom cupboard (too small Grin)

don't you love politicians???

Hausfrau · 26/04/2006 10:17

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arfy · 26/04/2006 10:22
Caligula · 26/04/2006 10:23

Oh yes Prescott's arse is somewhere imprinted on Whitehall photocopy paper. Got to be, surely

moondog · 26/04/2006 10:25

Blimey!
Was this in today's paper then??
(Am abroad)
God,he's an insufferable wanker isn't he??)

bundle · 26/04/2006 10:27

caligula good old fashioned daily mirror scoop