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John Hemming and his love'rs cat

109 replies

NooNews · 27/09/2011 23:26

His mistresses kitten got stolen by his wife

Is this the same John Hemming who likes posting on MN?

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watchdog1 · 30/10/2011 21:55

at 5pm Fri 28th October John Hemming finds the cat 400 yds from where Chris Hemming put it. Chris Hemming sentenced at middday 28th October.

hester · 30/10/2011 22:03

He's found the cat?

You're kidding, right?

soandsosmummy · 31/10/2011 09:24

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midoriway · 31/10/2011 10:37

Watchdog1- I presume you are not accusing the good Sheila Bates of complicity in some mad scheme to hide the kitten to persecute the irreproachable Christine Hemming. That would be libelist.

Honest to god, unless the kitten was delivered in person in a padded luxury cat carrier, with a bloody ribbon, a grovelling apology and a promise to not do it again, who the fuck cares where the kitten was abandoned.

Lilka · 31/10/2011 20:08

Hester, the cat has definitely been found! It has been living with a woman who found it on her doorstep last November and kept it. It's now back home again
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15527436

Lilka · 31/10/2011 20:10

No excuse me it's not back home, as it's had kittens recently...

hester · 31/10/2011 21:58

A strange woman adopted the kitten? What secret Stalinist family court authorised that, then? [hshock]

ReadyToDrinkYourBlood · 31/10/2011 22:24

hester Grin

JimmyS · 31/10/2011 22:59

Dissension in the fanclub here

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