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Air hose up the bum by accident!! Hehe

78 replies

lisad123 · 25/08/2011 08:50

here

Sorry but think someone is lying about how the hose got up there!!

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lisad123 · 25/08/2011 08:59

Someone must have a comment! Is it too early for bum sex?? Grin

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FetchezLaVache · 25/08/2011 09:02

Oh my word- it's always too early for bum sex with compressed air! Wow, what a random accident. Wonder how on earth it got there? Hmm

Readyisknitting · 25/08/2011 09:02

Surely! That cannot have have been an accident.

UndercoverWorker · 25/08/2011 09:02

Ha ha ha ha ha! The look on his face, either he's disappointed it's gone or it's still there :o

FetchezLaVache · 25/08/2011 09:02

(That doesn't look as sarcastic as I intended it to...)

WalterFlipschicks · 25/08/2011 09:04

Somehow!?!? Grin

LIZS · 25/08/2011 09:08

I was a bit Hmm at the "accident". What are the chances of it self -attaching to such a specific position - beyond a fluke. Consequences sound painful nonetheless.

lisad123 · 25/08/2011 09:11

Think work friends behind him who saw "nothing" might be involved Grin
Can't believe his trying to sue company and he let it be in national press!

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ShatnersBassoon · 25/08/2011 09:16

He must have a particularly accommodating anus, for a hose to be able to pop in there without a helping hand. Poor bloke, they must be dreadfully hard up to need to go to the paper about it though.

lisad123 · 25/08/2011 09:18

I'm pretty sure these things have a on switch, so pretty sure he had help!!

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cornsilx · 25/08/2011 09:19

that has got to be a spoof

UndercoverWorker · 25/08/2011 09:35

pmsl @ accommodating anus :o

diddl · 25/08/2011 10:08

But if these things blow air out, how did the pipe ever get in without help ?

cornsilx · 25/08/2011 10:10

look at his face...classic pose

lisad123 · 25/08/2011 10:19

It's not like he could have sat on it, it hangs from ceiling Grin

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diddl · 25/08/2011 12:47

Oh dear, I just clicked on again & guffawed at his expressionBlush

Maybe it´s just mine me, but I would have thought that if it could past butt cheeks, it couldn´t actually er, introduce itself via a fairly strong muscle.

Blu · 25/08/2011 12:53

His work mates should be under police investigation, IMO.

An 'accident' lilke that could easily have killed him. Some idiot was prosecuted a few years ago for pulling a similiar stund with an air line at a garage, and did horrific permanent damage to a 'friend'.

AuntieMonica · 25/08/2011 12:58

i'm doing this face Hmm so much it's hurting!

'somehow' it ripped through his clothing...and ended up between his bumcheeks and accidentaly inserted itself up his ring?

a bit like 'i was vacuuming naked and the suction hose managed to get a hold of my cock' or 'i was sweeping the garden and the broom handle slipped from my grasp and ended up my arse'

but blu is right, his colleagues might have laughed at the time, but they could have killed him

JodieHarsh · 25/08/2011 13:03

Sounds like a work prank gone wrong, and however daft, there ain't much funny about a life of pain and disability

MumblingRagDoll · 25/08/2011 13:08

Why is everyone laughing at this poor man? It's obvious one of his "colleagues" did it to him. Awful!

lisad123 · 25/08/2011 13:12

We aren't laughing at him and his pain at all, more the fact that he says it was an accident and h doesn't know how it got up there Grin
If it was his work mates they deserve to be punished

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AuntieMonica · 25/08/2011 13:13

yes, i'm not laughing at what happened, i'm doing Hmm at the report claiming it was an accident

QOD · 25/08/2011 13:25

His face! I am so sorry and this story is clearly not as "innocent" as claimed - but omg his face - I just snorted tea

goodasgold · 25/08/2011 13:30

Why would you let a colleague do this to you? But on the other hand I can't believe it was an accident.

I don't think this man should be the butt of any of your jokes.

nocake · 25/08/2011 13:30

A similar thing happened to another bloke a while ago. I think he fell and the end of an air hose stabbed him in the leg or abdomen. Getting an air hose up your bum is a completely different matter. I wonder how long it'll take for the real story to come out Grin