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Ross Kemp's 'thick lip'

198 replies

bakedplotato · 03/11/2005 15:18

leave it aaaaht

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foxinbedwithRossKempssocks · 03/11/2005 19:17

love the way the Sun is trying to capitalise on the situation

codKEMP · 03/11/2005 20:25

BUNDY!!!

LadyTophamHatt · 03/11/2005 20:26

she's out spying

CamBangtoRights · 03/11/2005 20:48

I changed my name about an hour ago and its only just come up,
"woss goin' on, Grant?"

codKEMP · 03/11/2005 20:50

lolcam

JanH · 03/11/2005 21:06

cod, I am waaaaay behind here but I also roared at your eye witness post

LadyTophamHatt · 03/11/2005 21:12

pure cod comedy moment wasn't it, Jan.

codKEMP · 03/11/2005 21:16

sorry am sure its norty
but am glad to oblige

nutcracker · 03/11/2005 21:19

Never in this world is Ross Kemp gay....he can't be.

spidermama · 03/11/2005 21:25

Ross Kemp is one of the gayest men I've ever seen.

Steve McFadden is one of the least.

spidermama · 03/11/2005 21:25

Gay, that is.

codKEMP · 03/11/2005 21:31

where is bundy?

has she been eacten bu kimberly quinn

think she need sto featire int eh story now

LadyTophamHatt · 03/11/2005 21:31

I just can't get my head around it.

he can't be gay.

nutcracker · 03/11/2005 21:34

I'm with you LTH.

Milge · 03/11/2005 21:35

I refuse to even countenance the suggestion that he's gay! Lalalalalaalaa not listening - although can't wait for the tabloids tomorrow, esp the Mirror/Star. I bet the Sun will give it a small sideline comment.

Batters · 03/11/2005 21:52

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LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/11/2005 22:28

Ok, I have texted my hairmesser who by virtue of being gay has an excellent gaydar.

His reply was as follows:

Ross Kemp is gay friendly..... WTF does that mean ???

Have texted back for confirmation, but he appears to be "busy"

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/11/2005 22:49

Seemingly it means he is straight but has no problem with gay folk.

So LTH you can sleep easy tonight.

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He could be wrong

Rhubarb · 03/11/2005 22:55

My friend set his bottom on fire.

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/11/2005 22:58

The mind boggles.

Rhubarb · 03/11/2005 23:00

He was lighting his fart, but the match was too close.

LadyTophamHatt · 03/11/2005 23:17

your gay friend is right sherlock, his gaydar is is a fully functioning, perfecting working........... instrument.

Parsleypants · 03/11/2005 23:37

Just saw tomorrow's headlines on Sky. The Sun says something like "Eastenders hardman beaten by lover" with a pic of Steve - and at the bottom it says "And his bruv's in a bit of bovver too" (or similar) - the Mirror says "BISH (alongside photo of Ross & Rebecca) BASH (pic of Steve & Angela) BOSH (pic of the Mitchell brothers)" - LMAO.

ks · 04/11/2005 08:37

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JoolsToo · 04/11/2005 10:05

they're talking about this on The Wright Stuff.

Saying why is it a joke when a bloke gets thumped by a woman? If it was the other way around would we be laughing?

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