Ross Kemp's 'thick lip'

[bakedplotato]

leave it aaaaht

free nuts that are covered in other peoples wee because thay didn't wash their hands after the tiolet.

Di you eat them all?

the visually impaired one? (no, you can do better)

oh no, much posher than that, sans wee

sorry
yes was poor.
had to be made.

bundle piss off and loook

the eyewitness gag?

Effin' loved it, really did roar with laughter, not just a little chuckle.

cod with a thick lip....leave it aaaaaht

you can be our mn eye witness

(cod, you know I am a journo)

yikes dont htink lesley ash was there was she?
god a real " light entertainemnt melange"

Is there any pie that Blunkette hasn't got his finger in?

As for RK's "tough guy" image

There's a gay pin up if ever I saw one

yes?
so wot
go adn act liek oe rather thn rambling with sad mothers on some weird website

eeeeeer finger is tmi

bundle are you gone?

all incetusaous
bett heya l knwo where shergar is too

i'm just finishing off an email, fellow sadder

Ross Kemp is soooo camp but Steve MacFadden?

No, cam...you'er wrong.

RK IS NOT GAY!

here we are

lol at this thread.

Once you think about RK being gay, it's entirely plausible.

lol at babs windsor comign in and saying "woss going on then"

Wasn't Ross Kemp in Right Said Fred?

Grrrrrrrr

double lol rowlers

Gawwwd, I just can't believe it.

Gay?

Huh, who'da thought it?

obviously not me....

Gay or not, he's mingin'

nah, steve mcfadden is not gay I reckon

bundle, you must go and have a butchers

unfortunately, there will probably be a huge press presence camped outside (as they kindly gave away where they were having dinner - nothing like advance publicity eh!)