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Dusting off our lists, scrubbing up our slattern ways, you won't find any April Fools here!

999 replies

PlumBumMum · 01/04/2010 20:40

Everyone is welcome,
we are a friendly bunch,
we post our lists big or small,
tick jobs off as we go along.

We give each other a kick up the bum when needed or shoulder to cry moan on,
and a pat on the back.

Cake & Coffee Alcohol always welcomed

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Alicetheinvisible · 07/04/2010 08:23

Thats really kind of you to say so, but seriously, my house needs a serious declutter. Got toddler group this morning, but will try to pick stuff up as i go from each room.

Planning on getting this from Ikea for our dining room alcove as it will add a lot of extra storage and will have room on top for stuff too as we have very high ceilings.

Breakfast
Put washload on
Empty dishy
Get ready to go out (i am trying to make an effort)
Go to toddler group
Lunch
Dry washing
Organise bottom 2 shelves of bookcase (DD's shelves)
Take more toys upstairs
More washing
Horses
Cook dinner
DD bath and bed
Tidy living room

Remember!!
Need money out for horses hay
Phone Farrier
Waitrose

tusker · 07/04/2010 09:27

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
YOU SEEM READY AND EAGER TO GET GOING ALICE. LOVE YOUR UNIT
I GET TO A STAGE WERE IM SICK OF CLUTTER THEN I GET CARRIED AWAY THROWING STUFF AWAY DRIVE MY FAMIY MAD. FILLED A GREAT BIG TRAILER ONCE AND NOBODY MISSED ANYTHING
TO DO LIST
SHOWER AND MAKE UP
SWEEP AND CLEAN ALL DOWNSTAIRS FLOORS
WASH DISHES FROM BREAKFAST
GIVE GS BREAKFAST
CHANGE GS
HAVE MY BREAKFAST AND COFFEE
MAKE KIDS TIDY THERE BEDROOM
CLEAN BATHROOM
PUT GS FOR A NAP

PHONE
VIRGIN MEDIA TO PAY
BEAD LADY BOOK ANOTHER SESSION
HAIRDRESSERS TO GET HAIR DYED
RING TO APOLGISE FOR MISSED APPOINTMENT
DO SOME IRONING WHILE GS IN BED
BUY A GAG TO STOP DS1 FROM WITTERING AT ME
PAY HIS SUBS FOR CLUB PENGUIN HE MIGHT STOP BUGGING ME THEN LOL

DINNER
EITHER GO SHOPPING OR SHOP ONLINE
BUY ANOTHER XMAS PRESENT
MAYBE LOOK FOR A NEW COMPUTER AND CAMERA

COOK TEA
WASH UP
MAYBE LOOK FOR A NEW COMPUTER

REMEMBER THAT KIDS WHOLE AIM IN LIFE ISNT JUST TO ANNOY ME LOL
WILL SOMEONE TELL THEM LOL

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 07/04/2010 10:26

Morning DS slept through last night!! Woohoo! Really hoping we have cracked it now!

WEDNESDAY
Me and DH up - done
Shower and dressed - done
Get DS up and dressed - done
Spatone + vitamins - done
Breakfast and tidy kitchen - done
Take casserole out of the freezer for dinner - done
Make beds and tidy upstairs
Wipe over bathroom - done
Hoover and sweep downstairs
Take unwanted books to charity bin (will have to drive I think, too many to carry)
Lunch and tidy kitchen
Dinner
Clear up
DS bath and bed
Post DS-to-bed tidy
Kitchen clear before bed
Take ADs

LAUNDRY
Sort out airing cupboard - started
1 load
Fold 2 loads from yesterday

CLEANING THIS WEEK
Living room blinds
Mop kitchen and hall
Dust upstairs
Shower screen - done
Insides of downstairs windows - started
Wash bathroom floor

TO DO
Call furniture donation scheme about stuff in garage - have rung, need to check it has the relevant fire label
Send parcel to friend
Find out how to get my passport changed to married name (only 2.4 years since the wedding!!)
Find the next size up dungarees that I bought for DS a few months ago... - have no idea what I've done with them, nightmare!
Clean ski boots
Clean walking boots

AREAS OF DOOM
Organise paperwork/filing
Sideboard (this is a mega task)
Books - almostfinished

HOUSE
Fix light in cooker hood (not just a duff bulb apparently)
Clean carpets
Find a painter to do the kitchen and also bathroom ceiling - lady is coming on Thursday to quote
Put up extra hooks in utility

tusker · 07/04/2010 10:56

GLAD TO HEAR DS IS SLEEPING THROUGH ALIBABA
MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE WHEN U HAVE HAD A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP

TO DO LIST
SHOWER AND MAKE UP done
SWEEP AND CLEAN ALL DOWNSTAIRS FLOORSdone
WASH DISHES FROM BREAKFAST
GIVE GS BREAKFAST done
CHANGE GSdone
HAVE MY BREAKFAST AND COFFEE doing
MAKE KIDS TIDY THERE BEDROOM
CLEAN BATHROOM
PUT GS FOR A NAP

PHONE
VIRGIN MEDIA TO PAY
BEAD LADY BOOK ANOTHER SESSION
HAIRDRESSERS TO GET HAIR DYED
RING TO APOLGISE FOR MISSED APPOINTMENT
DO SOME IRONING WHILE GS IN BED
BUY A GAG TO STOP DS1 FROM WITTERING AT ME
PAY HIS SUBS FOR CLUB PENGUIN HE MIGHT STOP BUGGING ME THEN LOL
OTHER THINGS just REMEMBERED
FIND WARRANTY FOR COOKER OVEN CONKED OUT
SORT OUT NEW FLOOR

DINNER
EITHER GO SHOPPING OR SHOP ONLINE
BUY ANOTHER XMAS PRESENT
MAYBE LOOK FOR A NEW COMPUTER AND CAMERA

COOK TEA
WASH UP

PlumBumMum · 07/04/2010 11:33

Thanks Ali will have a look online later to renew driving licence

Alice Know how you feel went out and spent the guts of £100 on gaelic stuff for ds yesterday, and have to pay dd1s dance show costume fees & Judo fees when we get back to school

DONE
make cake
clean all baking equipment
clear & clean kitchen table
clean sink
put on wash
Breakfast dishes in dishwasher
clear & clean work tops (cluttered again)exp one corner of doom

TO DO
Everyone washed & dressed
put away any dishes on drainer
load dishwasher & on
go to tesco get more icing
finish cake
brush kitchen floor
clean bathroom
clean ensuite
clean windows in lounge door
clean windows in dining room doors
hoover
Iron
put away dry ironed clothes
sort smalls & put away

This week
deliver easter eggs to twins (oops)

lots more but that will do for now

OP posts:
PlumBumMum · 07/04/2010 11:41

can't renew online I don't live in GB, again discremination for us NI people

OP posts:
wastingaway · 07/04/2010 11:49

Morning!

Plum, that sounds v. annoying.

Ali, woohoo! Your DS must have pinched mine's sleep-through ability, he woke up at 5.30!

He appears to have a bit of a crick in his neck, so I'm going to ring docs in a bit and see if they can fit him in later.

  • Me up, showered and dressed done
  • beds made, windows and curtains open done
  • DS up, nappy changed and dressed, then downstairs for boob done
  • breakfast doing
  • laundry - fold dry washing, put load in done
  • coffee + check email and online banking doing
  • kitchen - dry pots etc. wash floor 15minsX2
  • ring docs
  • hoover upstairs
  • lunch
  • walk?
  • 15 minutes gardening
  • feed the birds
  • take rubbish, recycling and compost caddy out
  • pack bag
  • tea
  • put breadmaker on?
  • tidy downstairs
  • DS bath and bed
  • wipe round bathroom and clean face and teeth
  • is the kitchen cleared?
  • write list for tomorrow
  • scrapbook picture for MIL

DS daily -

  • messy activity
  • shoe walk
  • garden

Doom -

  • books! - get them organised - non-fiction, into dewey decimal order?
  • Back room - bookcases

To Do -

  • plan Christmas 2010, next - decide on gifts to make, use what I?ve got for now
  • sort digital photos and order any I want prints of
  • Write CV started research CV writing online started
  • mirrors - put mirror tiles up above bathroom sink, other mirror up above dressing table
  • get garden chairs from MILs garage
  • Birthdays - MIL - scrapbook picture started, GM - chocs, step-MIL - cross-stitch bookmark?, DS! -
  • trim and dye hair
wastingaway · 07/04/2010 11:49

Oh, Alice, nice bookcase. Drawer at the bottom very handy.

cikecaka · 07/04/2010 12:01

Need to relax. DD2 (has underactive thyroid, on 125/100mg Eltroxin alternate days) is extra extra sensitive, takes nothing to send her into crying, storming upstairs mode. Seriously considering taking her to GP because I dont know how long more I can stand it. Other 2 are doing everything in their power to send her into these emotional rages! No list just want to cry (Got my period yesterday)

Apologies for rant. Hate giving out about my kids

FreakoidOrganisoid · 07/04/2010 12:11

Nice unit Alice, wonder if I could squish one in somewhere?! Also my pictures on FB have stuff all over the floor, washing on radiators etc so just look at mine to make you feel better!

CC I may have made you laugh but I think Plum will get scared and stop talking to me soon

Not done much yet but have washing out in the sunshine so all is good!

Alicetheinvisible · 07/04/2010 12:13

Cikecaka you need somewhere to let it out. Better on here than at them

Not actually achieved a lot, but DD is happy so that is the main thing.

Breakfast done
Put washload on
Empty dishy
Get ready to go out (i am trying to make an effort) done
Go to toddler group done
Lunch
Dry washing
Organise bottom 2 shelves of bookcase (DD's shelves)
Take more toys upstairs
More washing
Horses
Cook dinner
DD bath and bed
Tidy living room

Remember!!
Need money out for horses hay
Phone Farrier
Waitrose done

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 07/04/2010 13:25

Alice that unit is really nice. We have got loads of Ikea Billy bookcases in our house and you can get height extensions for them so that you can fit more on top if you've got tall ceilings, they may do them for other ranges, I don't know.

CC - Alice is right, much better to have a rant here than yell at them.

Plum - boo that's annoying, can't see what difference it makes where you live!

Who was it that suggested a damp sock over your hand for cleaning venetian blinds? That was the most brilliant suggestion, it took me half the time it normally does to clean them and they've come up much better. Can't believe how much money I've wasted on gadgets to clean them

WEDNESDAY
Me and DH up - done
Shower and dressed - done
Get DS up and dressed - done
Spatone + vitamins - done
Breakfast and tidy kitchen - done
Take casserole out of the freezer for dinner - done
Make beds and tidy upstairs - done
Wipe over bathroom - done
Hoover and sweep downstairs
Cancel next Monday's Ocado - done
Book Ocado for a week Friday, do mealplan and shop - done
Empty upstairs bins - done
DS nap - doing
Coffee and MN before I wake DS up for lunch - doing
Take unwanted books to charity bin (will have to drive I think, too many to carry)
Lunch and tidy kitchen
Dinner
Clear up
DS bath and bed
Post DS-to-bed tidy
Kitchen clear before bed
Take ADs

LAUNDRY
Sort out airing cupboard - started
1 load
Fold 2 loads from yesterday

CLEANING THIS WEEK
Living room blinds - done
Mop kitchen and hall
Dust upstairs
Shower screen - done
Insides of downstairs windows - done
Wash bathroom floor

TO DO
Call furniture donation scheme about stuff in garage - have rung, need to check it has the relevant fire label
Send parcel to friend
Find out how to get my passport changed to married name (only 2.4 years since the wedding!!)
Find the next size up dungarees that I bought for DS a few months ago... - have no idea what I've done with them, nightmare!
Clean ski boots
Clean walking boots

AREAS OF DOOM
Organise paperwork/filing
Sideboard (this is a mega task)
Books - almostfinished

HOUSE
Fix light in cooker hood (not just a duff bulb apparently)
Clean carpets
Find a painter to do the kitchen and also bathroom ceiling - lady is coming on Thursday to quote
Put up extra hooks in utility

FreakoidOrganisoid · 07/04/2010 14:03

My window cleaner just came, only called 5 mins before though so alas didn't have a chance to beautify myself. God he is so fit [swoon] He said "good to see you again, see you soon" when he left [reading far too much into it emoticon] If only he was single

wastingaway · 07/04/2010 14:39

Oh Freaky he sounds nice. The right man will come along.

I need a short list to spur me on -

  • find DS juice and give him a biscuit + pray he'll be quiet a mintute!
  • empty bin, take rubbish etc. out
  • dry pots
  • wash pots
  • wipe sides down

Right that's enough to start with.

Alicetheinvisible · 07/04/2010 14:49

Breakfast done
Put washload on
Empty dishy done
Get ready to go out (i am trying to make an effort) done
Go to toddler group done
Lunch done
Dry washing
Organise bottom 2 shelves of bookcase (DD's shelves)
Take more toys upstairs
More washing
Horses
Cook dinner
DD bath and bed
Tidy living room

Remember!!
Need money out for horses hay
Phone Farrier
Waitrose done

On a go slow, but have had a nap

Alicetheinvisible · 07/04/2010 14:51

Freak it is more important to smell nice, all to do with the pheromones dontcha know

wastingaway · 07/04/2010 15:46
  • find DS juice and give him a biscuit + pray he'll be quiet a minute! done
  • empty bin, take rubbish etc. out done
  • dry pots done
  • wash pots done
  • wipe sides down done
+ chase enormous bumble bee out of house done + rescue DS when he fell overin garden and change his nappy and trousers (again) done

Next -

  • hang up washing
  • take clean washing upstairs
  • put nappies in to wash
  • quick tidy bathroom, empty bin and bring down
  • get ready to go out again
FreakoidOrganisoid · 07/04/2010 16:19

Well alice rather conveniently he comes around ovulation so maybe he'll pick up on those fertile and rampant vibes Bet he has women throwing themselves at him though, must be a perk of the job

AmazingBouncingFerret · 07/04/2010 16:32

afternoon all, its been ages since I posted on here! Figured I was a hopeless case in my slatternly ways!
Speaking of the Ikea billy bookcases I have recently bought a whole wall of them! I even have space to actually buy more books. Its a shocker!

I havent the inclination to type a list today but I can tell you that I have got the kids dressed and fed today (for once) I did clean the kitchen but then me and DS made a pizza so it now looks like a flour factory.

Ive come to a bit of a traffic jam with the washing because I keep putting loads in and getting them dried but I cant be arsed to actually sort them out once clean and dry!

If I can get the living room looking reasonably tidy and start thinking about cooking dinner I can say ive had a pretty successful day.

Freak Im jealous of your good looking windowcleaner, I live in a flat and mine get cleaned with a huge telescopic brush the bloke doing it usually has his mouth hanging wide open in concentration! Most attractive!

wastingaway · 07/04/2010 16:35
  • hang up washing done
  • take clean washing upstairs done
  • put nappies in to wash done
  • quick tidy bathroom, empty bin and bring down done
  • get ready to go out again no too late for DS to nap now
+ start tea done

Next -

  • tea
  • tidy up back room
  • wash all pots
  • dry all pots
  • put breadmaker on
  • tidy downstairs
  • sort clean washing and put away
  • DS bath and bed
Alibabaandthe40nappies · 07/04/2010 17:50

Hello Ferret - I am PMSL at your description of your window cleaner because ours has a similar contraption and pulls the same face by the sounds of it!
I used to be like that with the washing. What has worked for me is not taking it upstairs unfolded, ever. Once I do that then the pile just grows and grows on the spare bed and can stay there for weeks. I leave it in the living room and then normally do some in the evenings once DS is in bed and then another basketful in the morning while DS is taking 10 hours to eat his breakfast. It has transformed my life because once it's all neat and folded then it only takes a minute to put it away.

Freak You will meet someone lovely when the time is right. I know that sounds horribly twee but I'm a big believer in fate.

WEDNESDAY
Me and DH up - done
Shower and dressed - done
Get DS up and dressed - done
Spatone + vitamins - done
Breakfast and tidy kitchen - done
Take casserole out of the freezer for dinner - done
Make beds and tidy upstairs - done
Wipe over bathroom - done
Hoover and sweep downstairs
Cancel next Monday's Ocado - done
Book Ocado for a week Friday, do mealplan and shop - done
Empty upstairs bins - done
DS nap - done
Coffee and MN before I wake DS up for lunch - done
Take unwanted books to charity bin (will have to drive I think, too many to carry)
Lunch and tidy kitchen - done
Sainsbury's (DS walked so it took aaaages)
Dinner
Clear up
DS bath and bed
Post DS-to-bed tidy
Kitchen clear before bed
Take ADs

LAUNDRY
Sort out airing cupboard - started
1 load
Fold 2 loads from yesterday

CLEANING THIS WEEK
Living room blinds - done
Mop kitchen and hall
Dust upstairs - done
Shower screen - done
Insides of downstairs windows - done
Wash bathroom floor

TO DO
Call furniture donation scheme about stuff in garage - have rung, need to check it has the relevant fire label
Send parcel to friend
Find out how to get my passport changed to married name (only 2.4 years since the wedding!!)
Find the next size up dungarees that I bought for DS a few months ago... - have no idea what I've done with them, nightmare!
Clean ski boots
Clean walking boots

AREAS OF DOOM
Organise paperwork/filing
Sideboard (this is a mega task)
Books - almostfinished

HOUSE
Fix light in cooker hood (not just a duff bulb apparently)
Clean carpets
Find a painter to do the kitchen and also bathroom ceiling - lady is coming on Thursday to quote
Put up extra hooks in utility

JustKeepSwimming · 07/04/2010 18:09

Evening all, Yey for Ali's DS

CC - hope you're other DDs learnt to stop tormenting DD2 soon.

Worn out from work & kids today, not sure how people do it full-time at all.
Not going in tomorrow but have a friend's 2 DC for the day so not going to be a lazy day either - they are older than mine though so can keep themselves entertained a bit better so hoping to get some jobs done.

TO DO:

  • bath boys & get them to bed
  • open wine
  • eat
  • bed

Thurs:

  • all up & breakfasted
  • all dressed
  • swap bathmats & towels as not done on Tues
  • Friend dropping her 2 DC off
  • oven cleaner coming (9.15)
  • DS2's portage worker (10)
  • Post office with parcels
  • deliver last party invite, oops
  • library maybe?
  • check birthdays coming up?
  • lunch & tidy up
  • DS2 nap
  • garden time?
  • tea x 2/4 (not sure how long other DC are staying)
  • DH home at some point
  • boys to bed
  • takeaway?

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register
  • return borrowed DVD
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors (Started)
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away
  • get oven cleaned Booked for 8th April
  • sort out date for next pizza night
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • collect DS1's red book from doc - This week
  • deliver last invite for DS1's party (round the corner)
  • change over to reusables nappies for DS2 in the day - will wait i think until the pox has started clearing up
  • library; soon, nearly finished last book + need to find DS's 2 books
  • my underwear massive sort out & throw away old bits
  • sort out DS1's pants, lots are too small
Alicetheinvisible · 07/04/2010 18:16

Feeling quite perky this evening despite my leg giving me a lot of bother.

Breakfast done
Put washload on
Empty dishy done
Get ready to go out (i am trying to make an effort) done
Go to toddler group done
Lunch done
Dry washing
Organise bottom 2 shelves of bookcase (DD's shelves)
Take more toys upstairs
More washing
Horses done
Cook dinner doing
DD bath and bed
Clean kitchen started
Tidy living room

Remember!!
Need money out for horses hay done
Phone Farrier texted him
Waitrose done

JustKeepSwimming · 07/04/2010 19:30

What's up with your leg Alice?

TO DO:

  • bath boys & get them to bed DONE
  • open wine DONE
  • eat
  • bed

Thurs:

  • all up & breakfasted
  • all dressed
  • swap bathmats & towels as not done on Tues DONE
  • Friend dropping her 2 DC off
  • oven cleaner coming (9.15)
  • DS2's portage worker (10)
  • Post office with parcels
  • deliver last party invite, oops
  • library maybe?
  • check birthdays coming up?
  • lunch & tidy up
  • DS2 nap
  • garden time?
  • tea x 2/4 (not sure how long other DC are staying)
  • DH home at some point
  • boys to bed
  • takeaway?

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register
  • return borrowed DVD
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors (Started)
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away
  • get oven cleaned Tomorrow
  • sort out date for next pizza night
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • collect DS1's red book from doc - This week
  • deliver last invite for DS1's party (round the corner)
  • change over to reusables nappies for DS2 in the day - will wait i think until the pox has started clearing up
  • library; soon, nearly finished last book + need to find DS's 2 books
  • my underwear massive sort out & throw away old bits
  • sort out DS1's pants, lots are too small!
wastingaway · 07/04/2010 19:31

Evening! DS was sock on in bed by 7.10. This no nap lark is rather good.

Bloody typical. The smoke alarm upstairs has started beeping for some reason, probably steam from the bath, but I can't reach it! Have texted ILs.

Anyway. Hello Ferrets! V. jealous of all your bookshelfage.

  • tea done
  • tidy up back room done
  • wash all pots done
  • dry all pots done
  • put breadmaker on done
  • tidy downstairs done
  • sort clean washing and put away done
  • DS bath and bed done
+ text IL to help with smoke alarm done

Next -

  • fingers crossed the beeping doesn't wake up DS
  • bring washing in from outside
  • hoover downstairs
  • put some newspaper on table, find paint, brush and pot to water it down in
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