Name ONE Chore you would happily never do again

[Whoreandpeace]

I am fed up to the back teeth of cooking, or maybe I mean 'catering'. I'm fed up of thinking of meals, of doing a shopping list, buying the effing stuff, preparing it, dishing it up, clearing it away, wiping the bloody kitchen surfaces and then doing it all over again the next day. DH does some days but I'm just fed up with it generally. If it was just me and DH I wouldn't bother. Cottage cheese and tomato rolls every day for me, thank you very much. Name one household chore you would love NEVER to have to do again. Mine is

COOKING

Cleaning the kitchen floor. Hate it!

Filing paperwork. I've opted for online statements etc. wherever possible, but still the buggering pension statements, insurance renewal invitations etc. arrive by post. HATE doing it.

Dinner. I hate hate HATE it.

Even the DC asking what's for dinner gives me the rage

Dusting! Hate it. And don't really notice the dust

Meal prep or laundry. Can't decide. Both seem like never ending chores.

To be really specific, dusting the sodding black shiny tv stand. It's dusty again within seconds. Drives me mad!

Cleaning the bathroom & toilets. DH & DS are supreme skid leavers & bowl missers. Also blind to said skids & spills. That & the toothpaste all over the sink and suds in the bath & on the shower screen. AND the damp, musty bloody towels? Grrrrrrr.

Not doing much of it at the moment, but - gardening. Don't have a clue what I'm doing for a start, plus it usually necessitates a trip to the tip with bag fulls of leaves etc (after traipsing loads of dirt through the house). It bores me senseless and it's expensive too.

Hanging out washing. Something about it gives me an evil rage. So I make DH do it whenever possible.

Yep cooking for me too. I would happily never see a saucepan again.

Dusting, specifically skirting boards

Washing the dishes. I could go the rest of my life without hand washing another thing. I HATE IT!!!!

Dusting. Every room and surface sucks. I hate it. I really hate it. Hate hate hate!

Dusting. God, I hate it.

Tory79 do we have the same TV stand?!

Mine is big and black and always seem to look dusty. I hate it along with the huge embarrassing TV that is on top of it. Yes husband why did we have to have one that size?!

Cleaning the oven...
Cleaning the Toothpaste smeared all over the bathroom sink. Morning and night!
Cooking. Bored of it now.
Meh.

Putting laundry away. I can manage washing it and hanging it out ( hate it being all over the house in winter but too tight to use tumble dryer much) but putting it away seems beyond me. I usually end up rummaging through baskets of clean washing to find stuff, which invariably ends up messing them up. It would just be easier to put it away but totally cant seem to get my head around it. uurgghh

Ironing & hoovering. And I don't do much of either, especially since we got a dust buster thingy, I clean up bits of mud walked into the house or crumbs as and when, and leave the main hoovering to DH.

Blimey - all the things I most enjoy (cooking, gardening, dusting) are everyone else's least favourites! I will happily garden for anyone that will do my hoovering for me...

Folding laundry and putting it away. My house is covered in baskets of unfolded clothes.

All things fire related.

Since June I have chopped, sorted, peeled, stacked, wrestled with DIY cover making in the name of logs.

Now I am lugging logs inside, cleaning glass, racking ashes, composting ashes, lighting, and plonking logs on at regular intervals.

By early March I will be lugging, stacking and swearing at the lot that has been seasoning this winter as I move it all into the portico for next winter. It will take till June. Cos... the portico is a long way from the seasoning stack.

And then I will begin again with the arrival of the next 120,000 fecking dusty, splintery, backbreaking, sweat inducing in 30° plus temps kilos.

I hate fires.

Washing the fucking kitchen floor.
45 minutes on my hands and knees this afternoon and, after two toddlers ate tea, it looks like it's not seen a drop of water in a month. And ds1 dropped a cup of apple juice at supper time.

mrspear and possibly the same husband as we also have a ridiculously big tv that is apparently essential....

Putting things away! I will happily do all washing up and all clothes washes if dp will sort and put them all away. It's mind-numbing.

Yes to cooking, in fact not just cooking but All food prep. I would LOVE to have a personal chef and never have to prepare or cook again unless i want to!!
I used to love it pre kids too!