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Unfuck my habitat

948 replies

GibberTheMonkey · 06/09/2013 15:48

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do Wink
Anyone want to join me?

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LisaMed · 09/09/2013 20:44

Zing It will definitely take me more than 40 days to declutter, but I will be reading. Thanks for the link.

Tomorrow is unfucking the back of the chairs in the living room. Father's present for last Christmas is still there somewhere.

That will take most of the available time (when ds is at school, I'm not being nagged by uncle, I'm not being nagged by father and I'm not trying to catch up on all the admin I need to keep up to). The day after is unfucking my bedroom, Part I. Note Roman Numeral for Part I. The task is that epic.

Probably massive x post as with bedtime it's taken me over two hours to write this.

ZingWantsCake · 09/09/2013 20:55

LisaMedicus Maximus Epicus

your new name for your epic tasks!Grin

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GibberTheMonkey · 09/09/2013 21:45

Of course not Zing
That list looks fucking useful

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LisaMed · 09/09/2013 22:22

ZingWantsCake I feel all humbled by the epithet.

AndWhenYouGetThere · 09/09/2013 22:33

Just unfucked the pile of post that's been collecting dust for weeks.

ZingWantsCake · 09/09/2013 22:35

Grin Lisa

5 easy steps to unfuck your username:

  1. you need a full screen
  2. click on "my mumsnet"
  3. click on "my account"
  4. type new name in "username" field
  5. click on "save changes"

you know you'll have to do a Gladiator speech, don't you?

ZingWantsCake · 09/09/2013 22:35

There

good start!

ZingWantsCake · 09/09/2013 22:36

and call me Zing !

buildingmycorestrength · 09/09/2013 22:39

I'm trying not to dread the unfucking I have to do tomorrow. Honestly, her room is fucking awful.

Maybe I'll go and buy some clear boxes so she can organise things more easily and I can dodge work for a while.

Goodnight all. Don't let the bastards get you down.

AdoraBell · 09/09/2013 22:49

So, mass and funeral tomorrow, which means I've managed to unfuck dog food and some provisions for us humans too. I'm on taxi duty in half an hour then need to unfuck dinner, lunch for tomorrow ~ only 1 DD as t'other is attending the funeral with the rest of the class. Not sure I'm happy with that but it's they way it's done here. The Boyfriend has very kindly volunteered his mum to take her.

Plants and shit delivered today, OH can unfuck those. Serouisly need to unfuck laundry in the morning, I'm out of tea towels and I have fucking loads of the things.

Fucked my sleep up last night by going to bed too fucking late, must do better with the unfucking of the sleep tonight. I may have the energy to catch up then, oh fuck just remembered estate agent be coming to redo photos in the morning.

Can I tell you a secret? I unfucked the FIL on the phone yesterday, he was making fucking stupid remarks about we should be living our lives and I accidentally let rip, felt good and OH gave me the thumbs up. Can't do grins on this keyboard but it's ear to fucking ear.

ZingWantsCake · 09/09/2013 22:52

Ads whose funeral? sorry to hear!

can you do [ grin ] without the gaps?

ZingWantsCake · 09/09/2013 22:55

Ads you win "most fuck in one post of the year "award!

12 in fact. I counted it twice. plus a "shit" as cherry on top! well done!Grin

PuddingAndHotMilk · 09/09/2013 23:00

I've been needing to unfuck my study for ages. Even my crazy pregnancy nesting didn't get me motivated. I'm hoping between you lot and UFYH I can do it. Shout at me if I don't report back on study unfuckage please?!
Hoping DD with live in the fucking moby wrap tomorrow so I can do some unfucking!!

AdoraBell · 09/09/2013 23:47

Zing it was the puter I was on, can't find the fucking brackets.

Funeral is the father of DD2's classmate, apparently his DD has been off school almost a month as he deteriated and he passed at 4am today. Not very old at all but I'm not sure what age he was.

Taxi service no longer needed, t'other parent managed to collect. So now I'm unfucking dinner.

Most fucks eh Grin < takes a bow, I'm not fucking curtsying>

AdoraBell · 10/09/2013 00:00

Zing I'm Adora, Ads is t'other one on the sweary threadWink

ZingWantsCake · 10/09/2013 00:46

oops, sorry Adora !

AdoraBell · 10/09/2013 02:00

No problem Zing, just didn't want to cause confusión cos I see she's done her laundry Today and I haven't Grin

ZingWantsCake · 10/09/2013 08:01

Adora as if I had time for spreadsheeting!Grin

buildingmycorestrength · 10/09/2013 09:34

Am being a brave unfucking warrior today. Have tackled dad's desk and cleared a huge bag of old adorable drawings and letters to fairies. Kept the most special.

Now to unfuck under my son's bed, full of old drawings and school work. This is so hard for me, I want soldierly boot camp style pats on the back please.

PuddingAndHotMilk · 10/09/2013 10:04

Good unfucking work, soldier. Now keep that unfucking up, no time to waste Wink

buildingmycorestrength · 10/09/2013 10:40

Keep up the good work all.

clare8allthepies · 10/09/2013 10:40

Well I think its about time to get the unfucking started!

In no particular order the things I intend to do over the rest of this week are:

Do ALL the ironing (and actually find somewhere to put all the stuff thats been lurking at the bottom of the basket for ages)

Clean the washing machine fishing all of mank out of the door seal, doing a boil wash to clean it then

Wash, dry, iron and put away the mountain of baby clothes I bought on ebay

Give the bathroom a good clean, trying to finally get rid of the orange grouting

Hoover, mop and dust

Clean out the manky kitchen cupboard and fridge

And my own personal nemesis, clean the oven. I do have some of that oven pride in the cupboard, might try and con my other half into doing that as it must be far too toxic for a poor pregnant woman to use Grin

wish me luck!

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GibberTheMonkey · 10/09/2013 10:57

Just off to pick up dc4 on my bike in the fucking rain
When I get back I'll be so fucked I won't be able to do any unfucking for hours.
I seem to be failing at this

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TheStitchWitch · 10/09/2013 11:31

Good morning fellow unfuckers Grin

I stumbled upon this thread just in the nick of time, my house is in serious need of unfucking.
I'm a slob, always have been but really want to change, and at almost 40 yrs old I think it's time that I grow the fuck up. I've tried fly lady and couldn't get past shining the sink.

So here's to us all being completely unfucked in the not to distant future Grin

Panzee · 10/09/2013 11:41

Nice thread! Have downloaded the app, will attack soon Smile