Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

I have a Tesco delivery, a Royal Mail redelivery and a fruit/veg box delivery this morning. I also have to empty the kitchen so it is possible for bear and DH to make soup tomorrow, as bear has found a recipe and wants to try it. He is six and three quarters, I am not sure it is going to end well. I will hide for the duration.

To properly clear the kitchen I need to get some stuff into the walk in cupboard. The walk in cupboard is blocked by ironing (it is that bad). I think the best I can do is do a chunk of ironing to lesson the mountain and then crack on with the kitchen, including stewing a backlog of apples to freeze.

Thinking about it, I'll probably have to clear a load out of the walk in cupboard as well. I will also have to clear/rearrange the fridge to allow for soup ingredients. There are not enough hours!

I suppose I should get off, then.

(already unfucked dishwasher, lunches, load of washing, so could be worse)

You know when you THINK you have plenty of time - and then unexpectedly you don't? That.

Visitors had to postpone visit till tomorrow, giving me loads of time to make beds etc. Only now they are coming tonight after all. And I am out!

funny

that's a bit shit.

a bit of unfucking here today, so far

• carpet cleaning (MrZing)
• washing
• climbing Clothes Mountain

must must must:
-order Next stuff - uniforms, underpants, shoes
-clean car
-sew labels on clothes
-order labels for DS5
-iron my fabrics

MrZing is taking all the Zinglings to PILs tomorrow for lunch - so I'll have a few hours to enjoy the peace and quiet do these chores

For the first time in over a year my car now fits into the garage again! oh, the unfuckery that's been going on around here....

Not much done so far today,

Unfucked bed
Put away half the washing
Usual pots
Ditto meals
Ditto kids baths

I want to -
Tidy sweep n mop kitchen
Bins
Pets
Rest of washing
Dcs beds

Sorry I've been a bit absent... How the fuck is the unfucking going? Are we collectively unfuckers?!

My house is being spectacularly unfucked this weekend. If DH keeps on his current unfucking train he'll have unfucked his study, the lawn, the futility room and a tip run. I've unfucked my study, our bedroom and the kitchen. I've still got to unfuck the dining room and bathroom and make the bed in the guest room.

My house has fucking never been so unfucked. I fucking LOVE it.

The reason for this unfucking hive of activity you ask? DF is coming to meet his GD tomorrow

(Bets on how long til it's fucked again?!)

Well done Pudding !

I don't know why it works, but it does. I did have a day of rest, being sunday and all.

car unfucked

school ties - labels sewn on. I had an inspiration to sew on labels forcmy two who are currently there and the one who is starting next year!

genius or what?

puds

13 fucks in one post! Adora look out, we might just have a new champion!

Not sure if I should be proud or not

I have a day off, from Pilates. Things unfucked so far

Breakfast for the mob
Assembled packed lunches
Dealt with preteen 'my leggings have disappeared' rant.
Booted family out for school run
Reviewed emails, responded to 1
Sat down with a coffee.

My must do list is as follows

Eat some fucking breakfast!
Feed dogs
Find my little stash of cash
Find fucking test resulta to take to Dr. for DD2
Get some shopping, poss Go into clínica and ask ever so nicely for another copy of said resulta
Take DD2, with resulta, to see Dr.
Do summat about dinner, Fuck knows what as Dr. is at 6.30 in the City so won't be home úntil nearly 9 and no time to come back and cook before, unless I Pre-prep summat. Which depends on whether I have Go to the clínica. I really need to Get of my arse MN and look for the resulta.

not much today but I labelled all the clothes fir DS3 & DS4 last night.
pleased as punch!

new uniform for the older ones arrived today - I'll sew labels in tomorrow night when MrZing is back.

I'm very popular with my kids today - I bought a new dvd today which they can watch while they eating pizza, picnic style.

Part of loft unfucked, and Christmas presents sorted into gift bags (accidentally got into buying Christmas bargains in the sales and have heaps now. Yay and...umm.... hm.)

Am going to hoover loft this afternoon for the first time in probably a year, and then it will really feel like progress.

no unfucking here, father has had a stroke, doing well and back home but exhausted.

Not much swearing here so I thought I would share this linky

littlecatdiaries.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/nsfw-some-of-best-swearing-shipley-has.html

Seriously good day spent unfucking the hideous study that I couldn't see for piles of papers and rubbish, am now sat smugly surveying an undusty desk and computer...with a mountain of paper to shred!

Also managed to persuade DH to go to A&E and get his knee unfucked that he has been moaning about (I think its broken, something is flapping about inside...) turns out to be a bit swollen, nothing broken or missing but the three hour wait was worth it just to stop the moaning!

I think I've found another argument in favour of tumble driers.

Not only do they avoid the damp, condensation and mould that wet-draping can cause, but you can take the stuff out, fold it, and put it away. You weren't really going to iron it anyway.

No washing heaps here.

Plenty of other unfucking needed though. Man is coming to finish shed this week. I sense a tip run coming on.

That's a damn fine argument there Piglet but I still can't justify using a drier while I have this south american sun and dry climaté. You carry on though.

Fuck all unfucking has been done this week and now I'm having a late lunch so I predict only moderate unfucking this arvo.

Shall report back, if there's anything actually worth reporting.

How's your dad lisa?

We've had an interesting week involving a&e
I've do e my normal level of unfucking, washing, dishwasher etc but not much more

Will get back to it soon

Lisa sorry to hear about your dad. Hope he's recovering well

At the minute I am trying to focus on maintaining the unfucked areas, rather than unfucking more. Glad I have done as we needed an emergency babysitter the other night and I would have been horrified if I hadn't already unfucked our bedroom.

ive had a look on the website,its not very inspiring is it?the vefore and after photos are from absolutely shit to shit but tidier,i need something more inspiring!

Fuck, just started unfucking my habitat today but everything I unfucked DS4 and DS5 fucked again. So basically it's all fucked. Fuck!

Fuck
How did my habitat get so fucked

The unfuck list......

Wet washing in dryer
Strip 3 beds
Bedding in washer
Remake beds
Wash pots
Sterilise bottles
Empty bins
Put away pots
Tidy bedroom
Put away dry washing
Hoover upstairs
Sweep stairs
Clean sink (kitchen)
De clutter kitchen
Sweep kitchen
Mop kitchen
Clean toilet
Clean sink
Clean bath
Sweep bathroom
Mop bathroom
Stick stuff in shed

Makes me feel like being bloody sick

Good Lord Mum you can't do all that! I didn't even read the list but assuming it is not a list of individual Lego bricks to be picked up, it is not humanly possible to do all that today.

Do you have help? They need to do half.

If not, cross off half.

Don't try to do it all today, obviously.

Fuck me, we aren't trying to kill ourselves with cleaning. .

Haha
Standards have seriously slipped in this house!

So far I have -

Sterilised bottles
Wet washing in dryer
Stripped 3 beds
Made dd a bottle
Put washer back on again