Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

Well, got some work done this morning so can now start unfucking stuff. Determined to keep the kitchen clean so need to vacuum in there and also hall, stairs and our bedroom. Having a 'can't be arsed day' so probably won't make much progress but will maintain! I did empty all the bins in the house which filled an entire sack

Also managed to take some of the chrome off the ensuite shower plughole with that Mr Muscle overnight stuff Dingbat!

Friday is my day 'off' when I do most of my unfucking. I have just got my frigging power tools out and sanded the shit off my metal gates ready for repainting. Just had a man in to paint our sills, make new side gates etc so trying to make the rest of the outside look tarty smart.

Beautifully sunny and warm too so lots of fucking washing done too.

Can I unfuck our filth on Android? No iPhone here, Samsung Siii mini.

I need to be unfuckified, pretty desperately :D

My house is fucked. Give me some fucking inspiration to clean the shit out of the kitchen once I've collected the kids from school.

No Android app sadly.

Yami it will only get worse. Do it like a fucking adult!

theYami

unfuck your kitchen like a fucking adult and stop fucking whingeing!
[toughlove]

Moral no android app but there is an Android app based on FlyLady called FlyHelper. It's free for 3 weeks and then if you want to keep it you just pay about £2. You can customise it too so replace the FlyLady stuff with UFYH stuff. I'm finding it really good, especially because there is a little meal planner bit you can type in dinner plans, which reminds me to leave stuff out of the freezer.

Lots of vacuuming and some washing here.

Zing you enjoyed that far too much :o

funny

I fucking did! especially as I was still in bed having a rest after my nap!

Had a week off due to illness/laziness

Someone help me get fucking started again?

Get fucking started, mum. It will be back to nice in a few 20:10s. and you will be able to relax in a non-shithole.

Lacking in motivation have been sat about eating toast and drinking tea since 7am

have unfucked behind the cooker today,, yeah me!!
(it was manky)
have unfucked my dd school uniform ready for nursery next week
have fucking sewn up the hem on work trousers (job I'd put off forever!)
have unfucked the toilet.. sparkling clean
have unfucked getting dressed and breakfast and dinner for me and dd
have unfucked some washing.. need to take it up fucking stairs and put it the fuck away!!

I know I am Fucking late, but can I join the Fucking party?. I probably won't be able to unfuck much today (not well) but I think I may have found my spiritual home here.

Unfucked so far -

Pets
Sink
Toilet
Kitchen floor mopped
Bins
2 x washing

afternoon unfuckers!

I'm finally unfucking school uniforms x4:
-got jumpers for DS1 & DS2

• checked all shirts & trousers for DS1, DS2 & DS4 and made a list of everything I need to order

(DS3 is away till tomorrow, he's is easy though I have all the next sizes up for him)

that's it but I'm worn out.

we also went to view 2 different houses and in between I had to take DS1 to sing at today's wedding (then back again to pick him up) - so bit of an in & out day.

done one load of washing, 2 more to go.

Tomorrow will be Folding and Putting Away Clothes Day.

Yoni

you can never be too late! Welcome!

I fucked off out for the day but DH took advantage of the quiet house and mopped the floors I vacuumed yesterday.

I bought DD a couple of new winter outfits so I am going to put away all her summer dresses.

Putting away clothing and clearing the draining board are two small but life-changing steps...!

I'm on unfucking fire!

-sorting socks (we have hundreds, I'm convinced)

• put a bunch of baby clothes away in a box
• sorting DD's clothes - filling another box

I had appropriate breaks, MNing of course!

Oh god, SOCKS! I actually gave a whole bag of them to my mum to unfuck- I can't bear the bastards.

I'm not a big swearer but I love this stuff.

I had to go back to bed this afternoon (full of nasty cold). Dh is st work tomorrow, and I have decided that I am going to be un-fucking-brilliant.

I had to come back on here to say: I bought 2 of those vacuum bags. Spare towels / duvets / pillows are driving me batshit but we get occasional plagues of visitors so need the fuckers on standby. They will be shrunken like heads in the wilds of PNG.

The towels will be shrunken, not the visitors. That is the kind of poor grammar that can end with a visit from the police.

Not a lot of unfucking going on here , had not much sunshine so only 2 Loads of washing in the last 2 days, should be able to Get the rest done Tomorrow though and DDs still off school Monday. They tack a teacher training day on the end of each holiday.

The maín thing to unfuck Tomorrow is getting DD1 (preteen soap dodger) to take a fucking shower. It's amazing, she's into make up but doesn't need a clean face to put the stuff on to, oh no.

I have bubble wrapped the mugs, need a box to put them in now, plus a few other bits from the kitchen that I don't want broken. Am currently unfucking the last of a bottle of red now that everyone else has finally fucked off to Bed and I have some Me time. Need to freeze Chicken porciones and put dishwasher on before I toddle off to bed.

Hope you feel better Tomorrow Yoni