Arti, yep, it's all his fault, whatever you have that needs cleaning, sorting or curing, it's absolutely his fault for being a dirty B'stard lazy individual
Cats hope you feel better soon, and DS too.
Carrots thanks, I did sleep (dreams weren't too pleasant tho, bleedin imagination) and OH did do the demaggoting, although he didn't have to stay up all night because I did so much the night before.
Lucy I'm not enjoying the pigeongate affair, but that's only because it's in my home, yuk.
So, today's Ta Da's
Up and dressed
Breakfast for family, coffee for me
Assembled healthy packed lunch
Big dogs in, family out
Water for puppies
Cleaned kitchen
Cooked chicken for pampered puppies, under the beady little eyes of said pups
Made impatient puppies wait for chicken to cool down, because I'm evil
Fed puppies
Cleaned kitchen floor
Made a coffee
Cleaned kitchen floor
Removed puppy from what's left of the leg is a wooden stool, again
Cleaned kitchen floor
Coffee went cold, made another
Puppy off leg of furniture, again
Yay, another cold coffee
Made another coffee
Cleaned kitchen floor
Removed puppies from DW, then cupboards, then utility room. They now know that chicken comes out of that room but can't work out to get into the fridge.
My breakfast
Removed both puppies from the legs of the stool I'm sitting on
Can't put DW on as local shops didn't have the powder, so that'll wait until I've own shopping in town.
I'm off to shower and then out shopping. Puppies are currently negotiating over a chew toy, not the kitchen funiture this time
need to give big dogs some breakfast too. OH should satisfy their appetite.