Let your love light SHINE (Y)

[Mouseface]

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

at Fluffs but yes, you were!

Ooooh, Olivia said I was right

Trills my sweet, you're always right.

Did nobody get my tennis joke?

Aww.. Norma we do have postal issues, I will check the neighbours and random people in the village as it is not unknown to play hide the post....

The thought has made me feel all warm and fuzzy anyway .

Poor Mouse.. it gets easier, I used to do similar and have to nag contact MN HQ.. Easily done.

Docs now. and cake. xx

Afternoon.

Alice, I have been to the post office, dvds on their way.

I was planning on salmon steaks with new pots and green beans for dinner, but I am starving. It may not cut it.

Please someone kick me up the arse and tell me to get some laundry done.

bum is now bad mouse so am even er, must go to post office x

Mittz - thanks. You are so good at making me feel 'normal'. xx

Fluffs - you REALLY need to sort this sweetie! Not good.

Bitter - LAUNDRY!!!!!!!!

TOtal, how are you today my lovely? I would love an ensuite whilst camping, would make it all so much better

Mouse, I reported it for you, so we are both as daft as each other!

Fluffy, sort yer arse out luv

No sure i want to know what fluff has done to her arse.

painkillers have helped. just need that thing that becomes mythical when you are a parent rest so am letting ds lose on the lego website. Which will garantee peace and quiet for ages. bad mummy

I am definetly sick of ear ache. Got in both ears and have had for over a week. stupid hayfever. I blame the plants. Its all their fault.

im really weirded out and you're going to think im stupid but i was on phone to my mum and her mobile starts going it was my dad ringing, he said ring me back when you get off the phone. he'd been at hospital for some tests on his stomach. thing is mum said he'd been goneb hours and why was he ringing her when he'd be back in 15 mins anyway they only live that far away from hospital. so i just rang back and line is engaged. but my parents never speak on the phone to each other because of the cost (even though they're well off) because they used to be poor so dont do anything like that eg leave lights on etc. ive just got a really weird feeling sorry.

Lizzy - Are you on the pill? Could you not take it without a break to you don't come on?

Forget that. I'm sure if you were, you would and therefore not need to hurry Aunt Flo's visit along!!!!

Well, no joiner or electrician as yet. Do you think either will show?

I shall show my arse in Burton's window if they do!!!!

bloody hell dem you do not sound well poppet.

dp said yesterday hes going to take mole to his mother on sunday and dd1 will be out at with her dad so i'll actually get 4 hours CHILD FREE. Thing is its so rare these days i'll waste most of it trying to fit everything in, do i sleep? make stuff? watch stuff? bath and do hair? tidy? etc etc.

sorry have gone manic while freakedabout dad.

my dear friend's fil died two weeks ago and then the grandad (widows father) exactly a week later, funeral today, so her husband is very upset and then a month ago another of our friend's dads died and now hes just announced his divorce from our other friend (the 6 of us are friends if that makes sense).

Fluffs - I think I've made sense of that. Your dad called you whilst you were on the phone to mum?

Dad says call me back when you've finished with mum?

Mum says why is he calling you, he should be here by now?

Now the landline is engaged or dad's mobile?

Are you ok?

I'll wait here with you.

DEM - sorry you're still struggling x

mouse - god i hate tradesmen seriously what is wrong with them?? they never turn up when they say they will its really weird and so rude! i am for you.

next step in the butt saga - im going to try the salad cream on something random, thereby cutting out the risk it could be the salad.

it is weird though thats its only the meals dp prepares that i get ill from (he makes me lunch and puts in fridge every day before goes to work)

wheres shiney??

mouse - nope but close

im on phone to my mum, he calls her on her mobile because landline was engaged (as she was talking to me)tells her to ring him back when shes free. but hes just left hospital and she was expecting him back ages ago.

tried ringing them again just and she answered said she cant get hold of him but will ring me when hes back.

its probably nothing, or something like he wanted to know if she wanted him to get dinner.

but he had a triple bypass 10 odd years ago and has had stents since then, his sister died of a heart attack couple of years after triple bypass, his brother had a heart attack at 38 and then a triple bypass and their father died at 47 of a massive heart attack. no idea why im freaking out just think that recently everytime phone goes someone is either dead or divorced.

Sorry im all ranty.

No idea where Shiney is.....

Hmm, so what could be in salad cream to make you poo for England? Is it the low fat one? Are there any sweetners in there?

Has your dad called/you called him back?

fluff - as you may know I work in hospital admin - if he was having the actual tests carried out today it's unlikely that he'll have had any news today - as normally the department that does the tests is separate from the consultant's offices, and so the test results get sent through for the consultant to review, which can take from a day or two to a few weeks.

Fluffs - X posted.

Don't be so bloody daft woman, I'd worry too! Given all that you're dad has been through! xx

And yes, tradesMEN are fuckwits!!!!

total - thank you, im sure you're right. the problem is i have no idea what he was going for, he has a frozen shoulder which has had loads of investigations and they've now said they're going to operate and then he had a bad stomach (like mine actually!) and they said they thought he had a hernia so hes had lots of tests but i dont know whether today was a results appt or a test one.

i bet the bugger just wanted to ask my mum what was for dinner or something stupid.

its like miitz saying about your present and your past, we went through a period when everytime the phone rang someone was dead or rushed into hospital, makes you get all funny when the phone rings now.

anyway, will go and create havoc on fb and take my mind off it. im sure will be nothing.

Hello

Fluffs, hope your dad is ok xx

Wonder how Alice got on this afternoon at Ladies Day?

Lizzy, you slinky gorgeous thing you.

Not seen Hells about recently.

DEM, how are you feeling?

I am speaking to Shiney tonight, so I will tell h3er that she has been asked after.

Been busy, busy, busy at work. Tomorrow is DS2's sports afternoon so will have to go to school straight from work.

it's too hot, why did I think ironing in this weather was a good idea?

Bella tell the Shiney one I said hello, hope she's ok?

I will tell her Norma

I have just burnt my tongue that'll bloody teach me to break a huge corner of a crust of bread and dip it into the curry that is cooking for dinner tonight

Will it really be that bad Double?