Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

[Mouseface]

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

Join in!

I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

Thanks TC.

I hope she'll lurk so she knows how much we all care about each other on this thread.

Sorry if that was cheesetastic

I'm watching Gremlins, cock all else on. The music is making me cry, the Gizmo theme......

Can one of you PLEASE have my hormones for a while? It's like 2 weeks since my period and here we go again, nesting, hormonal, snappy, happy, moody, broody, horny, shattered and everything else in between. WTF?!

Right, more vody! Gizmo is fucking singing again and yes, I know it's not real.

My lie in tomorrow so I can afford an extra drink.

Sure Fluffs xx

Have only managed to read ten pages, so have probably missed loads.. could you not all just type a bit more slowly tomorrow, please?
If I've not been on the thread for a while I get a funny feeling that something's missing - lipstick? No. Knickers? No. Mumsnet? YES!

er...hello everyone, hope you are all well?

Sorry but I have been very much MIA of late (hopes someone noticed) with work and home life and DS had horrible horrible chicken pox so haven't really had time to be on here.

Probably just going to have to pop in now and again rather be in on the chat so much, which I do really miss.

Really hope your all having a lovely summer thus far and are all losing weight at a great rate of knots and are all very happy.

Hey!!! Mycat!!

Nice to see you gorgeous!!! Sorry DS has been so poorly and you so busy!!

thanks Rodent (I love that, was that SAF that said it??) x

Yo Iggi, yo fatcat x

Hey Mouse, hey defluff.

DS a lot better but got he suffered (and thus, so did I, all night Monday and Tuesday). DD had it and barely noticed, DS looked (looks) like a plague victim!

I am drinking Pimms in honour of wimbledon because I love it. Tis most good.

the finnster wants a peppa pig birthday for his 4th in 2 weeks

just ordered some stuff online, but its all a bloody ripoff

Defluff I thought you just called me fat.
Not that there would be anything inaccurate about that!

Hey hey Iggs and Mycat!

Vinny, what stuff you ordered?

Just serve him sausages Vinny.

at Iggi - you're a meany!! I hope at 4 he'll have no idea that Peppa Pig ends up in my tummy most Sunday mornings!!

DeFluffster - what do you love? 'Ishoos'? Mittz last said it to me but I have no idea of the original source.

Right back to the stomach crunches - wish they were Crunchies!!

101, 102, 103, 104, 10yum!!

Fluff - are you originally from Bewdley? I live with a bloke in uni from there and, er, knew a few of his friends.

lived, obv

Have just had to stop watching some ridiculously sad film I'd taped about a bereaved father - only had it on because figured Colin Firth was good for an ogle.
Serves me right.

I love 'Rodent' so cute. Much better than 'Mouse' more fiesty female

My DP is from Bewdley DIB, errm shit He's a rower so knows everyone from the rowing club. DP is 37.

Vinny - what Peppa Pig do you need? I've got some I can send to you if you like, is only taking up space. Got a house and a camper van, a train or part of a train too.

Right I'm off to bed with a bag of minstrels
At in-laws tomorrow so will find out if can really MN from phone or not!

Mouse, thanks for letting us know Bitter is ok.

Hello MyCat sorry about the pox

Vinny, I hate being ripped off.

Fluffs, I have been perusing your Etsy shop - some lovely things....

Hey DIB

Well the said boy in my charge is not shy one bit! He keeps helping himself to drinks (which is good really because I don't want him to be on ceremony and wait to be asked) but on the other hand, he just wandered into my bedroom earlier (I was upstairs in Jack's room making up the futon) and he started using my exercise ball . I asked him to come out and he said oh but I was in there before - yes, but if I had of known that my lovely, I would have kicked your ass.

Night Iggs, hope your day tomorrow goes well.

have ordered a house, a spaceship and bouncer ball

ooh i would be very grateful fluff but only i you let me pay postage

Thanks for the Pimms Mycat - hick!

DeFluffy - 'Rodent'? Really? You love it? Not sure who christened me that but I think the phrase uesd was 'cheeky little Rodent'

sorry to butt in - has anyone heard from Bitter today??