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To Shine is divine.......

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Mittz · 27/06/2010 09:23

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/06/2010 16:52

Good luck Saf - any chance of bribing him with biscuits and sticking him in front of CBeebies?

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Mouseface · 27/06/2010 17:03

Ah, it's tough when they stop napping.

SAF he sounds like DS is he wakes up before he's ready to...... tears and grumpiness for ages!

Like today!

Right, off to the castle for a walk/hobble round.

Enjoy your beef Bitter!

God, last night's sheet shuffle has made me really frisky!!! That and this heat!!

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Mouseface · 27/06/2010 17:10

Yuk Double, I hate daytime sleeping, I feel all hungover when I wake and it throws me for the day.

If you play your cards right, BSNN may be able to cure that permanent frisky feeling you have going on!!

Waiting for MrMouse as he has just annouced he wants to come with us for the walk!

He's been in the garden for hours drinking with our neighbour plantng carrots!

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VinegarTits · 27/06/2010 17:39

Hello i am back! we had a smashing time, the festival was fab, the weather was fab, the music was awesome but, the kids had a great time, i wish we could have stayed until tomorrow, but......

.....good god am i glad to see my own toilet

Mittz · 27/06/2010 17:48

DS is broken hearted. He walked out of the pub in disgust at 3-1.

His Dad. Turned up in German colours.

I think there should be a rematch. the disallowed goal was . Even to someone who knows sweet FA about football.

On a brighter note..can I destroy the voovoozelahs now before we are hounded out of the village?

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DidEinsteinsMum · 27/06/2010 18:03

at proposal of destroying the voovoozelahs.

cant you just send them to their dad's to have there for a bit?

Shiney - good to see you. not surprised you dont feel like driving tis too hot for that.

Vinny - good to have you back.

I have discovered the floor. all i need to do is finish discovering it and discover the bed I have paperwork mountain to deal with. So i shall be giving up the lappy to ds to play some computer games and go get on with some more tidying up.

DeFluffy · 27/06/2010 18:07

you buggers moved. hang on.

DeFluffy · 27/06/2010 18:10

By DeFluffy Sun 27-Jun-10 17:36:47

Could some lovely person do me a 'what's happened' update pretty please? Gwan, you know you want to.

Sold 15 brooches yesterday at fayre, thank god, was terrified wouldn't sell any at all! Had about a 1 in 3 hit rate so every 3 people who looked 1 bought, there weren't that many people there. There's a Christmas one coming up which I think will be better, people buying gifts. The children's broohes went well.

Have taken decent photos of all the ones left and have some fairly crp pictures of the ones sold, am going to upload to my new etsy shop later so will put link on fb so you can see if interested.

Football was a bit

Add message | Report | Contact poster By DeFluffy Sun 27-Jun-10 17:45:47

Bitter will beat me if I only put them on fb, will upload some here now, only a few and pretty crap pics though...

Add message | Report | Contact poster By DeFluffy Sun 27-Jun-10 17:54:36

Dont care that you're all ignoring me and getting dinner/enjoying the sunshine/drinking yourselves to oblivion over the football result, Ive put a quick selection on my profile, photos aren't great though

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DidEinsteinsMum · 27/06/2010 18:16

I did the bath toys earlier. bloody satisfying isnt it

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Mittz · 27/06/2010 18:27

Ermm,

shiney popped in,

As did JuJu..

I went for a walk and saw a balloon being inflated.

Mouse got s**tfaced and jumped on Mr Mouse and BabyMouse crawled .

I think Mr Bella went away and Bella went out and had crab for lunch.

Hells Mum got married and Hells looked like a goddess.

Lizzy is disappearing before our very eyes,

Vinny went camoing, her airbed leaked but it sounds like she had fun and is back now.

BoF was a trinket goddess in her boudoir.

Yanks little dude has two new teeth.

DeM Made Jam and her DS ate a jar and was a little hyper...

Trills bought a dress and will look as divine as always.

Lizzy, I think has murdered her DH and is probably weeping over the football.

Sorry if I miss anyone out but feel free to add and correct...

Oh, Alice went to soft play and longed in her underwear.

Saf..... had a Dukan slip up but well deserved.

Bitter erm..... her H keeps stealing her food.

ID is not feeling the love for her DC's and appears to need the services of a handy man.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/06/2010 18:30

Hello just a quickie before i dunk the kids in the bath.

Vinny - good to see you back, glad you had a good time.

DFluff - I really like your brooches, I may have to do something similar for the school fete.

Mittz - stomp on the voovoowhatsits. They are annoying

Watching the season finale of supernatural tonight with DH so may not be about - I'm feeling quite frisky myself

Catch you later shiney peeps.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/06/2010 18:32

Oh and the Dukan beef and yorkies was really nice! I feel like I have actually hada roast dinner.

Now, to wine or not to wine?

DeFluffy · 27/06/2010 18:37

Mittz - lice longed in her undies?? Really??

Bitter - they take ages though to make. The fuzzy looking ones are hand needlefelted so done with merino wool tops. They take ages. The Cath Kidston fabric ones take about 3 hours each, they're all hand stitched. I should just use the sewing machine I suppose

I charged between £3.50 and £4.50 for each brooch so not bad, but hopefully the shop on etsy will take off. Who knows.

I like the lion one, DD kept trying to nick it

DeFluffy · 27/06/2010 18:38

god thats even worse, not lice Alice longed in her undies

Mittz · 27/06/2010 18:55

Lolling at scantily clad, amorous lice

There were several I liked fluffy..

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trilliAnasTra · 27/06/2010 19:00

I haven't actually bought the dress yet Mitts, don't know why though, because I want it. Want it lots.

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