To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

Didnt watch either here. provided ds with water bombs and a bucket of water and a cup. he had fun and both him and his aunt came in drenched to the skin. Best thing in this heat.

He is just about to fall asleep on the lounge floor so must go do bedtime.

I on the other hand have been tidying up. will be glad tomo when I have done the tip run and removed ton of rubbish and recycling. Thus be able to access the landing and bathroom properally.

Have job app to do tonight. But will have to see. Not sure i really want this job though. And the ex is being a twat but has shown true colours. Am pissed off. Bastard.

Right going to turn off lappy. Night all. Have a nice evening.

Night DEM. Is this the job we talked about on fb? Sorry your ex is being twatish. xx

Lizzy - much, much better thank you for asking

I have BBQ'd more cow and had salad with it. I love MrMouse. He is so not like me...... I can't be doing with hungover people.

Thanks Trills. I loved wearing it and felt like a princess, just for a day!

Hey Jaq! How's things?

Are you all posting on the other thread too then?

Must catch up.

And have a hair of the dog.

Just doing bedtime stuff but

'Mittz - is your ex German or a twat?' made me .

He's not German.

Bugger, the kids are shouting, back in a mo.....

BREAKING NEWS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MrMouse (who is commando tonight) has just caught his foostick cock in his zipper!!!

Someone pass me some plaster of paris I need to make a cast if he's going to be out of action for a while!!

He He He!!

Oh dear MrMouse!

If you make a cast now won't it be, er, swollen? Maybe that's a good thing!

evening ladies.
firstly ROFL @ mrmouse.

I have a had a fandabidoozy weekend.
the DC's were at their dads so we went to Dp's parents with his two. then they all came back to mine for some food and the football when we collected my dc's.

the first half was enough so we took them to a birthday party held by the local authority. there was a clown/magician act that was really good.
we all had a great time.

now i need help with naming our new kittens.
I will try and get a pic on profile in a bit so you can see how gorgeous they are.

Kittens! Kittens! Ooooooooooh! Tell us about the kittens!

(I like kittens more than babies, have I mentioned this?)

My sympathies to MrMouse

Awww.. at Trills and her Kitten 'broodyness'

at swollen member, whatever the fook caused it.

Commando = button-fly! it is wince making enough catching one's hairs of the pubis in zips let alone actual real flesh.

Have you offered to kiss it better yet Miss Mouse?

Gigantaur, you gorgeous woman, good to see you .

I am b'ing off to bed but so so good to hear you have had a fab weekend.

MrMouse has already suggested velcro!!!!

Thanks JJ - have passed your post on!

Mittz - I offered to kiss it better, then DD walked in so scuppered that!!

Gigi - you sex kitten you! So glad you had a fab weekend!! Missed ya! x

Night gorgeous girl Mittz, sleep well. xxxx

Gigs - how about gin and tonic? Crosby and Nash? Bob and Vic? Fergal and Sharky? Morecambe and Wise? Phatz and Small?

I can go on all night if you like?

How many do you have?

For just the one kitten -

Boots,
Juniper,
Becks,
Stella,
Vody,
Champers,
Gin,
Marco,
Itchy,
Davenport,
Gil,
Fish,
Barken stien,
Foster,
Bibble,

Do I need to leave?

Kitten names? Boris and Dorothy.**Disclaimer - my cat (of 'he's a murderer' fame) is called 'Mr Cat' and my Guinea Pig, was called 'Guinea Pig' so I am not the most imaginative with names.

Our current cats are -

Jack,
Mabel,
Harry.

Jack and Harry are going soon, they are now feral.

Mabel is lovely and she shall stay.

Double, tbh the DC are lucky they aren't called Denise and Denephew.

MrMouse is taking himself and his sore foostick cock off to bed.

I'm finishing the last thread as best I can and then Bedfordshire.

Night night you gorgeous Shiney peeps. xx