To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

SAF - Big snog for you, i feel better now. It was weird, that morning had looked in mirror and felt ok. Saw the picture the next day and just felt terrible, swollen fat face, little piggy eyes. Vowed to never eat ever again. But that only lasted about two minutes

Double - you are so cute.

Yay to Lizzy's Loss

Yay to Ikea for Alice, I love Ikea.

Can't remember anything else

And me, Mouse

MOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

I'm currently staring at a huge spider on the ceiling/wall. I'm terrified of them so can't kill it or put it outside [shudder] but have to keep watching it in case it moves urgh

Double - Of course proper butter, I am offended that you think Buffet would use anythink but the foinest ingredients.

Defluff - spiders hate humming. If you hum it a little tune in a low voice it will go away. The frequency does something to the hairs on their legs.

Defluff - i have that after i see any pictures of myself.

Mitts

Is your tooth still bothering you saf?

Does anybody know any good jokes? I am sorely in need of a good laugh and a damn good shag. I am in danger of developing a cat's bum mouth.

Unpolitically correct ones are fine. (shags and jokes )

I feel your pain SaF, I detest role play.

Oh, god photos - I am the most unphotogenic person in the world. Fact.

I had to have my picture taken for work and I told them they would have to take me by surprise as I can't do photos. So now there is a big gurning picture on the wall for all to see. And I'm not even looking at the camera.

I make Sophie Ellis Bextor look like she has a small face.

Mittz, if you want a laugh picture Defluff humming at a spider to make it go away just because a loon on the internet lied to her!

... does she know that at certain frequencies they hum back?

Morning, tis me, Mousface.

Not that DEM would know who I am

DeFluffy - I can't ever imagine you looking shite, don't talk non-sense you gorgeous creature.

Hells - yay for sleep, tis a wonderful thing. I got a whole 3 hours solid last night and feel like a new woman, not sure MrMouse would though!

DIB - morning, have you heard re that job yet??

Bitter - DS will have a blast and come home waffling on at you 100 miles a minute about lions and tigers and bears, oh my!!

It's fine to wibble and worry. This is the first of many school outings, and it gets easier, I promise!!

Lizzy - yay for 2lbs and all the bloody hard work you are putting in to get where you want to be! Go girl!!

Norma - hope you start losing soon, don't worry, holidays do that to you!!! How is your pain? Any news from the docs?

Alice - yay for great night out, boo for the early morning!!

Right, here come the snogs...

bitter - i don't want it to go away i want it to stay exactly where it is till dp gets home and whacks it with something . If it goes away i won't know where its gone and will never be able to use my lounge living room drawing room ever again.

SAF - glad your tooth should soon be fixed.

Miitz - Can you give me some of your 'wanting a shag' ness please? Still only achieved it once since the mole and dp is getting irritated but i seem to have lost all interest Thing is more i do it more i want it and not doing it really at all makes me never want to if that makes sense Help me find my mojo!!

DEM
DIB
Shiney
Bella
Lizzy
Iggy
Five
Wasting
Norma
Jaq
Jet
Bof/Portia
Vinny
Alice
Hell s
Crispy
SAF
Bitter
Total
Double
Trills
Defluff
Gigi
mitts
Yank
My cat
Mouse

Mouse - Was having a complete brain melt down. Even forgot me rl mate and meet up buddies doh.

Ok so tell me who i have left off of this list of 27 posters.

Elenor, goober, ... few others cant recall pop in every so often.

Of course there are the lurkers yes you lot

Mittz - Do you thing she fell for it? I just couldn't resist!

oops x post.

Lurkers you say DEM ... Oooohhh.. what do you think we should do to entice them into our lair?

come on, don't be shy.....

bitter you shit i totally thought you were being serious. I HATE YOU

Ok, it's official, i am no longer having a baby , it is an octopus. There is no way that something with only 4 limbs can pull shapes like this.

Hey Mittz, how is the MN break going?