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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

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VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 19:39

or something like that

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 12/05/2010 00:23

Me too.

Not sure saf, you just seem to be living the wrong life too

Night. x

bellavita · 12/05/2010 06:30

Morning >

I did some jogging last night with the wii - did the free style and quite enjoyed it. Will have another go maybe this afternoon.

Cereal for breakfast with skimmed milk and scrambled egg when I get home from work. Curry fo tea. I was going to do veg chilla ala Mitts, but I need to pop to the supermarket after work for some more fruit, so won't have time but will possibly make it tonight for tomorrow.

Are we all feeling ok today?

instructionstothedouble · 12/05/2010 07:24

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Lizzylou · 12/05/2010 07:34

MOrning all

Achey again here, think we need a new mattress.

Sorry I missed the sex talk, may as well talk about it, eh?

DEM your iceskating sounds fab, a big release for you.

Should I put "release" on this sex filled thread?

Have a good day Bella,you too Double

MitsubishiWarrioress · 12/05/2010 07:45

You dirty hoes!

God I love you all.. sorry I went to bed now.. LMAO at 'gargling' now that would be an entertaining finale ...

Txt sex is surprisingly easy once you get the hang of it...sometimes I send myself dirty message to make sure I don't get out of the habit (not really)

Morning anyway ... still perky.

Bella, I used the last of the veg chilli and added a tin of tomatoes, blended it and it made a lush soup.

Iggi. mwah how's you then lady?

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Alicetheinvisible · 12/05/2010 08:16

Good morning

Sex? What is that?

Very nearly came back on here last night to tell you about the fire across the road and the fire engine and dozen firemen with their hoses, but figured you wouldn't be interested

Hoping i bump into the nice ex BT man from across the road today so he can tell me the gossip.

Busy day today, shouldn't be on here, but meh

AmazingBouncingFerret · 12/05/2010 08:23

Good Moaning!

I was norty and had fish n chips yesterday so need to starve myelf today to make up for it (jk!)

So far Ive had my corn flakes for breakie and hopefully that will keep me going till lunch. Im going to try drinking water if I feel "snacky"

Firemen with their hoses eh?
We have a fireengine "limo" that you can hire to take you out to the clubs. Has a pole inside that you can dance around. Got a freebie on one night out a couple of weeks ago, the drivers kept making smutty jokes about their hoses aswell..

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DreamsInBinary · 12/05/2010 08:31

Morning all

Oooh Alice, that sounds rather exciting. Firemen plus pg hormones must have been rather a thrilling experience

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Goober · 12/05/2010 08:34

Hellloooooooo.

Day off.

Shopping.

Housework.

Walking dog.

Stomp class tonight.

Laters.

swallowedAfly · 12/05/2010 08:34

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DreamsInBinary · 12/05/2010 09:07

LL - we're on our own.

Another one of your list is on there, and two more of mine (Malcolm Tucker and Alistair Campbell...or do they only count as one...?)

FiveGoMadInDorset · 12/05/2010 09:12

Good morning.

Just a quick hello before I tackle the ironing mountain.

How is everyone today?

I feel jaded, has been a long week and really dithering about whether to go to weigh in tonight.

Oh and I found out what GMTV were doing down here, they were filming for one of their give away offers which is on all this week.

Lizzylou · 12/05/2010 09:17

DIB
I bet Alistair Campbell is filthy, the sort who'd just "surprise" you when you're doing the washing up...

Not that I've thought of that before or imagined scenarios or anything

Noone has mentioned Alan Hansen?

Lizzylou · 12/05/2010 09:17

Hey Fanny
You looked fab at your ball, so happy and smiley, lovely tunic/dress as well.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 12/05/2010 09:24

Morning,

Need to be busy today so shout at me if I'm on here too much.

NormaSknockers · 12/05/2010 09:27

Morning all,

Another cold day here, has Mother Nature forgotten it's May??

How are we all, aside from freezing?

Gained 3lbs this week (ooppss) but actually feel ok about it, will get back on the wagon tomorrow with a new determination

Right then, tea anyone? Coffee?

NormaSknockers · 12/05/2010 09:29

DIB, eh? What did I won, what did I win?

NormaSknockers · 12/05/2010 09:30

Bella you gorgeous thing you come here I haven't tried the free style jogging on the Wii, is it good? I tend to stick to the ones I like, and can manage without my back giving out on me!

MitsubishiWarrioress · 12/05/2010 09:31

at the thought of being surprised whilst doing the washing up.. filthy texts whilst doing the laundry sorta thing.....

NormaSknockers · 12/05/2010 09:32

Mitts, I'll suprise you if you like? Noy quite what you had in mind I'm sure but hey, it's something

NormaSknockers · 12/05/2010 09:36

Oh bugger I missed all the sex talk last night