NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

[VinegarTits]

or something like that

sorry, private joke that I don't know anything about. Honest.

so that's where Shiney has been all evening

saf - I've been to Haven, not Butlins. apparently Butlins is nicer. Basic haven accommodation is slightly grottier than a travelodge. plenty of room, and usually clean but a bit tatty.

nah, makes a nice change tbh from political doom and gloom.

It is what we have learnt to expect from you Shiney.

you could have just weaved the political coverage into a phone sex fantasy, so many tasty guys to choose from

I wouldn't know...

I imagine text sex would be all R U HORNY 2. or is that a bit technologically behind, is it all sending naked pictures?

"and please choose one of the following options"

1. vanilla
2. bondage
3. shoe fetish
4. bored housewife
5. stranger in a bar

You two have definitely done this before

La la la la la lahhhhh!!

Have just had a word with Mum's star, every thing will be ok now, British Airways will be my friend.She will sort it for me. No longer worried.

Bella,

no, I just have a vivid imagination Bella. I am as sadly sweet and innocent and oh so slightly dull as my usual posts would imply.

goober - that's lovely re:your mum's star, fingers crossed

Norma - you are quote of the day. Again

Oh shit - have I wandered onto a porno set?