NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

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or something like that

Fresh as a daisy Bella

This thread is making me do weird things. I actually bought new makeup today, first time in 3 years!

Am I remembering wrong, or is Max Factor 2000 calorie mascara the good one of the drugstore brands? I hope it is, that's the one I got.

Also got some lipfinity, some under eye concealer, an eyeliner, and olay total effects touch of foundation. I have no time in the morning for a full face, so will give this stuff a go. At £18 a pop it better be good!

I am actually watching all the political stuff, not just rabbiting on about makeup. David Cameron has been botoxed too much, his forehead doesn't move. I agree with whoever said he 'looks like C3PO made out of ham'.

Am glad you think so Crispy.

Oh yes, Vinny - do you feel any better tonight?

How has work been Shiney?

Blardy hell, why do I have to be out when the insults are flying.... Bastards and Twats.. I loiks it when you get all mean and naasty Just like my K boxing instructress

God I wanna snog...... any takers?

Goobs, I really am rooting for you and channelling the cosmic forces. How awful for you when you should be excited per hols.

Dem.. it is so hard when you don't get the support you need and so frustrating.

Hey Sazz, and Bella, And Trills, and shiney yayy!!

Hellooo to larrysgal

It's surprising what a bit of magic cream can cure Reality

Is it nice ham Yank?

I am not cool Alice, I can only pretend to be cool for 45 mins at a time!

Positively fragrant, Bella

Love, love, love 'like C3PO made out of ham'

Yank, yay for the new makeup, but you are beautiful anyway . Now, how about the TCP? Just don't blame me for the lingering taste

End of the week sounds lovely Alice . Who the fuck are you though? (even though you are v important)

Yank - let me know how you get on with the foundation stuff, i am looking for something a bit like that (i think)

Opinions ladies please on these shoes I want something smartish, casual and very comfortable for daytime. Are they frumpy?

Crispy - don't you know who i am?

Heston is trying to convince city wbankers that wine in a soda stream is champagne

I can only do cool if I am wearing sunglasses. Or my favourite boots.

MyCat, is it first day tomorrow? Good luck!

Reality, glad you're feeling better.

Shiney, nice to see you, sorry about your back.

Goober, hopefully no strikes, fingers crossed.

will that do ya?

Crispy, the TCP arrived last night with the online shopping! I am afraid of it and put in on the shelf for the next time someone orders me to use it.

Alice, I like them and wear quite a lot of shoes like that at this time of year. Luuuurrrve the colour. Great with long skirts, linen trousers, 3/4 trousers etc.

Oh Yank... I am all undone... by golly Mrs, I thought the stars had come out

alice - those next shoes are lovely - but you may want to automatically discount my view, as I am sitting here in a pair of black crocs

No Alice, not frumpy. Perfect for a pg lady

Mitts - you ooze cool all the time. No accessories needed

Cute shoes, yes. Can't you get some purple ones to match DD?

I like those, Alice, I couldn't wear them as my feet are too --fat- wide, they're nice.

Am in a strop with DH, he has spent the entire historical evening messing about with TV settings when I could have been looking at SamCam and Sarah Brown's outfits watching the sad TV coverage and spitting at old Ham face's mush on the TV

Ah well.

I like them Alice!

Oooh get you Yank with your new make-up

OK Yank, but just a warning that i shall be lecturing advising you whenever you get the slightest tickle in your throat

Alice, are you sure now is the time to buy new shoes? I only ask because the last 3 months of my pregnancy my feet swelled up like balloons and the only things I could get on my feet were a £2 pair of flipflops, 2 sizes bigger than normal, from Asda.

I like 'em though...

crispy - posted the shred out to you today.

Lizzy, well done on getting it set up in the first place, I wouldn't know where to start.

bella, I know!! Between makeup, new shoes, and the new bracelet, I am becoming a proper girl or something