Shouting guava guava guava shouting mega mega white bean - 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZooey]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg here and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page

can i add some gurt lush cherries to my 10/10 please?

though i expect i lose points for spitting the stones out in a way i owuld forbid the dcs to do

Rhubarb, are you poring over a map?

the racecourse boot sale? or the racetrack one?

neither

Mayor, when I said not far from Bristol I meant about 20 miles or so [vague]

Ooh, I have just dropped a Very Large And Pointed Knife and it bounced off the bit of floor right by my toes

my brain is hurting with all this thinking, the times crossword is easier...

right. i must now go and spend £50 on a petticoat. i have been putting it off but there is no alternative

It's a big apple though!

TooTicky, no I'm not! I'm not that well up on the towns and villages round here still. I know Chippenham, Trowbridge, Devizes and Bradford. Dh knows them better than I do, he travels around a lot for work.

Ah well if you've been to Devizes, you will have passed the boot sale place

£50??!!

Right, off to start multi-stage child collection...

i have been to devizes many times and am still confused...ah never mind...petticoat is for a wedding..doesn't make it any less painful though...

catch you all later

I was born in Devizes!

I just wanted to join in there with Devizes chat. I don't really have anything else to add.

I was born in Oldham!

Hooray!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LittleTooT

Funny, this talk of lesbains - my ex called me yesterday to say that he has received anonymous emails (apparently they don't want to betray my trust and won't admit who they are) from 'people in the neighbourhood' warning him that I am a Lesbian. Oh, how I laughed. But, wtf?

I refused to tell him if I am or not because it's none of his farking business. And, also I'm not but it might be more interesting if I were.

How odd SB. Why would they feel the need to 'warn' him if you were? What an odd thing to email about - did they have to set up special anonymous email account just to report lesbianism?

it did ring toot!! lol

a lesbian SB? Oh, come and live near me, I haven't quite worked my way through the locals but my morals have been questioned and allegedly females are not safe from my wicked ways.....(mwah ha haaaaaaaa)

I was born in a seriously dodgy part of coventry....

do I have to pick DC's up? I am 'a topic of conversation' and am dreadfully miserable about it........

Yes! There are special email addresses just for reporting my lesbianism! How cool is that?

Either ex is being a twat and making it up or another ex is being a twat and making it up (this smacks of Indiana man - he likes to get 'revenge' on old girlfriends by spamming them or getting a new email address and pretending to be a secret admirer). Either way, it's quite amusing to me. ExH is all caught up in, "I don't care and it's none of my business and there's nothing wrong with it but I was just wondering..." and he won't let it go. Someone has far too much time on my hands.

I remember you talking about your clothes sometimes slipping off your shoulder...

I was born in Hertford. They used to have a lovely regional accent but now it is much more Estuarine/ Norf Larndun

ithinkimaybefeelingabitpmt. iamveryranty.

cucmber
melon
peppers
mangetoutes
carrots
bean sprouts
lettuce
spinach
watercress
red onion!

10 just for lunch!

MW and SB - I'd give yer both one. I don't think I'm bisexual, but I' do hate to offend...
Only right now I'm far too hot (and ranty. Did I mention that?) to bother with man, woman, beast or root vegetable.

Ahem, nope, ma not eating carpets, just carrots

SB, love the idea of People from the Hood worried baout your sexuality.

hey Rhubarb, eat some green stuff!

It is so warm today and i have had ot work
Day off tomorrow hurrah!

dd2 has a friend home for tea.
Dd2 is trying desperatley hard ot be taller than her friend, but has no chance at all!

Thanks Molly

Aw, your DD's sweet LR, trying to be taller than her friend.

Is the Banksy exhib you saw the one that opened in NY? You mentioning chicken nuggets has rung a bell.

Why wont you do me Moll? What's wrong with me? huh? huh? PMT or not, a girls likes to be wanted

We went to a coffee morning today and the host had the biggest inflatable slide/pool thing. It was fab. If those darn kids hadn't been hogging it, I would have been tempted