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Fanjo boil

172 replies

MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 21:39

I have discovered a boil on my inner labia.It is sore and has a white head on it.
Any advice please?

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ravenAK · 16/02/2009 22:18

Under bump, on belly. Not the most toned belly in the world, I'm afraid.

It just grew & grew & GREW. Then I stabbed the bastard with a needle & it sprayed the room with blood & green toxic waste.

Easily my most traumatic memory of dd1's pregnancy I think

fanjo boil on no-pregnant lady? Pah. Amateur!

PlumBumMum · 16/02/2009 22:19

Sorry if someone has posted this haven't read whole thread

But are you sure its a boil and not a big pimple I had one very sore had to get an antibiotic,

MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 22:19

RGPargy

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LynetteScavo · 16/02/2009 22:20

I'm begining to feel slightly sick.

Sidge · 16/02/2009 22:29

I'll pop it for you!

I love stuff like that.

MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 22:31
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differentID · 16/02/2009 22:35

just pop it- it will sting like crazy for a very short monet and then it will be fine.

MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 22:36

Was Monet short?

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twinsetandpearls · 16/02/2009 22:36

This may be your female ejaculation moment.

MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 22:37

Woo hoo

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Sidge · 16/02/2009 22:38

Wahey!

You're easy you are

MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 22:39

Sidge -Could be worse lol.

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christiana · 16/02/2009 22:41

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BennyAndSwoon · 16/02/2009 22:43

MrsD

The other thing you could do is just slather it in germoline and hope it goes away

(personally I would pop it)

Just as an aside - have you changed contraception to the merina or anything - it can be side effect of hormone contraception I have heard (disclamer - not qualified or anything)

muffle · 16/02/2009 22:44

Snort. Great thread title - don't beat about the bush will you?

(so to speak)

Pop it, and enjoy it while you can, or it will pop by itself in a day or two.

MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 22:46

No not changed contraception no.

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nickschick · 16/02/2009 22:55

feminine mystique ?????

bjesus M.P he delivered their dd2

Sidge · 16/02/2009 22:55

MrsDM -

Hangingbellyofbabylon · 16/02/2009 22:59

yes squeeze it, needs to be done, the relief is amazing. I sometimes get these and have been known to take a needle to them. Get the pus out, then dab with tea tree, 'kin stings but it does work.

corblimeymadam · 16/02/2009 23:03

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MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 23:04

I might sleep on it
Literally

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MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 23:05

If it bursts i may get stuck to the duvet

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Ponders · 16/02/2009 23:07

Is it folliculitis???

Or are there no follicles where this one is?

Jampot · 16/02/2009 23:08

did you see the boil/spot lancing on Rude Tube last week? For those with Virgin Media Catch Up - I think it was on Friday. It was fecking disgusting in a "oh my god I'd love to have one of those" kind of ways. They lanced it with a KNIFE!!!

So watch it and let us know how it compares

MrsDoylesMole · 16/02/2009 23:09

Well my braids aren't too tight so possibly not.

I wouldn't have thought that there was a follicle on an inner flap.

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