Fanjo boil

[MrsDoylesMole]

I have discovered a boil on my inner labia.It is sore and has a white head on it.
Any advice please?

lol @ wooden spoon.

Dp has seen worse btw.He delivered one of our dd's.

Soak cotton wool in (un)bearably hot water (drop of tea tree/lavendar oil in water can't hurt). Apply to boil.

It will be strangely satisfying & may eventually cause it to burst - but only apply v gentle pressure to help it along, or you will be in agony & creating deeper infection if it's not ready to pop.

If all else fails (& if you can see the bugger or have sympathetic & not ham-fisted/sadistic dp to do it for you), lance with sterilised needle.

Ouch.

@ properly imagining it.

Lynettescavo-Think marrowfat pea size.

No it's not worse. Your dh witnessed the miracle of childbirth: this is a gopping yellowhead on your flap

A baby girl is one thing a pus filled fanjo boil quite another......

I have to sew a button dd's school cardi at some point.

Gross.

Well - it had to be said.

pmsl at the order of active convos:

"What do you use as a bookmark"

"Fanjo Boil"

So how did it develop in the first place?

Do i have fanny acne?

think you just get them from time to time.

'You get them' as in 'one gets them' - not dissing you and your spotty fanjo!

I've never had a boil.

oooo hark at her majesty

I've had about 3 or 4 in my whole life

It might be a Bartholins cyst or abscess.

You can get antibiotics from the GP, or pop the bastard yourself.

I had a truly enormous one under my bump at 8 months pg once. That was grim.

Ooh, I feel your pain! I once had an infected boil on a haemorrhoid sticking out my arse! (I changed gp after having to go to him about it )

I had to travel from Derbyshire to London sitting on it! It burst when we were near M25, I have never felt such relief in my life! But by god it gushed. So yes, get in a bath and burst yours. It will hurt but at least it will be over!!!!!

Another nice juxtaposition:

Am I being unreasonable? : to be jealous that my best friend has just had a.........

Fanjo boil

How under your bump? on your belly or on your fanjo? How did it go?

Love "Pop the bastard"

ooh it is throbbing now.

PMSL @ this thread!! I truly sympathise with the OP but i can go one better. I once had a boil/large spot on my actual CLITEROS (i dont know how to spell that ). It was absolute agony for a good couple of days and then one day i decided to walk (painfully slowly) to the local chemist in my lunch break. While i was walking it burst (i didn't feel it) and when i got back to the office all that was left was the brown/green goo on my knickers lol.

I think what caused it for me was cheap and scratchy loo roll (at the office!) that must have given me a minute paper cut and left me infected.

On a completely different note, DS (18) has a HUGE boil on his neck that's just got my name all over it. I cannot wait to have a go at that in the morning!!