We eat fruit. It is nice. 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZooey]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

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eh? what's with the thread title? This is not what we have come to expect from the 10/10 peopole.

We want an amusing and intelligent thread title or you're going to have to be "hidden"

I love this one squonk. It is the first one in AGES that I have not hidden. I think it is v witty, but its wit comes because of its highly cerebral and culturally laden predecessors.

We cracked under the pressure Squonk, we couldn't handle it, we had month upon month of glowing, sparkling puns, people crashing in to praise us... and then one day...

nothing.

Tatters! Are you saying you actually hid all our other ones?

nonononBoco , this is your crowning pinacle.

or is it a pinnacle

whatever

it made me properly LOL rather than a wry smile and a "oh those pun-ish vegetable eaters" thought.

I would have hidden them if I wasn't one, I think, who wants to look at bad vegger puns all day if you're not flushed with the blush of ripe mango

Boco, yup, I hide all the private members clubs as they make me feel a little norma no mate clanless (after the poor showing of the MNWI LDC autumn event).

or something

But this is not a private members club. This is egalitarian free for all fruitfulness.

(Well except Franny is in charge and thoroughly vets all potential members, and there's the extreme vegetable literacy exams to pass, and then the ceremony to get through etc.)

Where are you going Zip?
What festival in Cheltenham?

To say nothing of the hazing Boco.

yes....the initation ceremony has been troubling me since my rash decision to 'join' last night.

Have had 5 portions today already in a feeble attempt to ingratiate myself with the members opened armed 10ers.

this is the festival in cheltenham i am thinking of going for 75 quid as a student

but i am undecided

here

i am still thinking about latitude too but it falls when we might be thinking of going to portugal for a few days

Don't worry Tatters, wine / cider count doncha know??

A little known 10/10 fact.

In fact so little known, I think I am the only one who does know

Blither blither blither.

well, yeah, it was witty when you take into account the previous ones.

But I have come to expect a certain je ne sais quoi from the 10/10 crowd.

yes and The Pit Boco

gawd you lot have talked a load of old bollocks since this morning

impressive aren't we?

would that be The Pit of the vegetables of peril and dicomforture?

Hello once more

The interweb wasn;t broken, it was Virgin not bothering to tell their staff that they had a service outage in my area.

Anyway, have got used to thread title.

The West is a little way for me to travel but I never say never

Avi, good news about the pre-school.

Just popping in to register my disappointment at the title.
You haven't even tried.
We know you're capable of more.
But it's not us you've let down... it's youselves....

another one failed to see the post modern ironic genius of our current title
may I refer you to Tatters, JV?
"its wit comes because of its highly cerebral and culturally laden predecessors"
uh-huh

oh and I don't like readybrek
and everyone at meet up was indeed exceptionally glowy
I think it was perhaps the lighting, that the rather nice young man (remember him MrsC? ) shinned up and fixed for us

ooh, yes, the young maaaan

He agreed with me about the hard buns

Franny not liking readybrek