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my friend told me she has had threadworms for 10 years

218 replies

ineedapoo · 12/12/2007 18:46

She is a very strict vegan and won't kill them sees them in her ... every so often. OMFG I am so shocked felt like running away

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Astrophe · 15/12/2007 00:14

you eat its eggs eric, it hatches in your guts, and then you poo out its eggs, scratch yer bum, get the eggs on your hand, pass them on to somebody else, who eats them, and so it goes on. Gentle enough?

GROSS!!!!!

This thread is SO hilarious, rofling so much DH has shouted down from the bath asking if I am mad.

EricScrooge · 15/12/2007 00:17

That is disgusting.

i can't imagine getting that at all.

How the hell do you ingest eggs in the first place?

I'm still confused as to the whole thing to be honest.

EricScrooge · 15/12/2007 00:20

i'm sorry - "scratch your bum, get eggs on your hands and pass them to someone else"???????

WHAT THE FUCK?

Are you lot living in a manky farm brothel or something?

I just don't get this at all.

EricScrooge · 15/12/2007 00:21

Is this like when you scratch your bum and sniff your finger?

But with eggs?

Astrophe · 15/12/2007 00:24

I'm not living in a manky farm brothel - I said you scratch your bum eric, not me.

I think its usually kids who get them from each other, does that help?

EricScrooge · 15/12/2007 00:27

No - not really.

I have never heard of this before.

I think you are all manky buggers.

I shall retire to my four poster bed now and purge myself of the thought of peasants passing eggs round on shitty fingers.

EricScrooge · 15/12/2007 00:27

Nurse!

Astrophe · 15/12/2007 00:29

are you serious, you have never heard of someone having worms?

Astrophe · 15/12/2007 00:31

they are microscopic eggs, btw, not like marble size...does that help?

ineedapoo · 15/12/2007 09:13

ds has .. no worms observed going to wash bedding anyway

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awayinamuppet · 15/12/2007 11:09

now I am retching at the thought of adults poking around in their own poo

exploding suicidal females is SO yesterday

DarthVader · 15/12/2007 11:22

what other parasites does this friend have I wonder

Blandmum · 15/12/2007 11:23

Eric, I've cut amd pasted my own posting on this, to save you hunting for it. It explains how easy it is to ingest microscopic eggs

'Thread worms lay their eggs around the anus.

The eggs cause itching, you scratch, bit your nails and re-infest yourself. This is one method. Ditto kids passing the eggs round in the sand pit.

Once one member of the family has them, the eggs can be passed from person to person via the lungs.

The eggs are microscopic and fly into the air when you make beds, sort clothing etc. You breathe in the eggs, which go down deep into the lungs.

There are tiny hairs in the lungs called cilia when beat dirt and dust , bacteria, and eggs which get trappen in mucus produced by goblet cells (great name eh??) up and up the bronchi and trachea until the mucus and crud tips into the oesophagus (this happens all the time btw, we just don't sense it happening).

The eggs pass into the stomach, and are protected from the acid. they then pass into the alkali small intestine, where the hatch, and the whole merry process starts all over again.

Some female thread worms actually allow themselves to dry out at the anus, so they explode and send their microscopic eggs floating in the air! '

HTH

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 15/12/2007 17:16

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awayinamuppet · 15/12/2007 18:23

NOOOOOOOOOOO

mb WHY did you HAVE to go and paste in the expoding suicidal females drying out at the anus ffs

I thought I had moved on from it... but no

ineedapoo · 16/12/2007 17:17

we appear to be all clear

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susiecutiemincepies · 20/12/2007 21:34

so, so far, we have :

a mad vegan with a wormary living up her anus

kamikaze worms infecting the world with their wormy eggs

people scratching and sniffing other peoples botties

this is a gut wrenchingly wretchworthy thread. I am feeling ITCHY all over. please, someone help me...

Why oh why did I read on....

jane32123 · 29/05/2014 18:19

i saw a threadworm once after going loo about 2 months ago bu tnever seen one since

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