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my friend told me she has had threadworms for 10 years

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ineedapoo · 12/12/2007 18:46

She is a very strict vegan and won't kill them sees them in her ... every so often. OMFG I am so shocked felt like running away

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EricScrooge · 14/12/2007 22:42

Wasn't there an Irvine Welsh novel that covered this issue already?

The worms were talking to him and making him go mad from what i remember.

Maybe stay away from her if i we're you.

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 14/12/2007 22:43

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onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 14/12/2007 22:43

nooooo ineedapoo, not so fast!
give me more details.. re relationship with the walking wormery.

ineedapoo · 14/12/2007 22:46

kerry sorry to be gross will the worms be passed in the next day or so. OMFG

Onebat met her at a toddler group 2 years ago got friendly meet up every so often for coffee and a chat

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HOLLYviaelanasmum · 14/12/2007 22:50

Im feeling a bit sick and itchy now

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 14/12/2007 22:56

okay
new thread, I'm about to press send.. what do we think?

Chat: Vegans, Are You All Mental?
.. or Is It Just One Wormy Apple Spoiling It for the Rest Of You?

Itsthawooluff · 14/12/2007 22:59

Oh my life. MB thanks, I'm sitting here feeling well hacked off at having to do overtime for my ungrateful bosses, logged onto MN for a little unwind, and discovered the crack that waves back. My laptop will never be the same again - because I spat tea all over it choking with laughter.

Explain that one to my office techie!

EricScrooge · 14/12/2007 22:59

My best mate was a vegan.

He wasn't loopy at all - he was the most sane person i ever met.

They are not all fruitcakes.

(Most are though)

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 14/12/2007 23:01

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ineedapoo · 14/12/2007 23:02

Oh no I really hope I don't see any. i have a dyson so will run it round the house tomorrow and clean toilets etc OH no

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Itsthawooluff · 14/12/2007 23:05

There's a worm in the bottom of my girlfriend
And his name is wiggely woo

Sorry - its the shock........

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 14/12/2007 23:11

kerry told me to, miss

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 14/12/2007 23:14

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ineedapoo · 14/12/2007 23:16

and towels i presume

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ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 14/12/2007 23:17

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ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 14/12/2007 23:18

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onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 14/12/2007 23:18

I'VE SEEN THEM AT LEAST TEN TIMES!!! YOU'RE ON THE WRONG THREAD BTW!

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 14/12/2007 23:19

which is the right thread btw?

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 14/12/2007 23:21

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ineedapoo · 14/12/2007 23:23

Right off to bed will report on the worm situation at some point tomorrow

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EmsMum · 14/12/2007 23:28

Oh dear. She's going to be living up to her name. I foresee far TMI...

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 14/12/2007 23:39

yees em.
But do you really think tmi? We've come this far ..in for a penny, in for a pound etc.

MB's link was a turning point for me. Nothing can scare me now.

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 14/12/2007 23:43

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EricScrooge · 15/12/2007 00:06

Ok - please enlighten me.

How the feck do you manage to get a worm growing inside your body?

I have no concept of this at all.

(this is from someone who also thinks lice are a strange and disgusting phenomenom - so be gentle............)

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