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my friend told me she has had threadworms for 10 years

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ineedapoo · 12/12/2007 18:46

She is a very strict vegan and won't kill them sees them in her ... every so often. OMFG I am so shocked felt like running away

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onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 13/12/2007 17:59

ah well ineedapoo you've made me laugh/cry/gag.. and what more can a girl ask for in these difficult weeks before Christmas?

Vulgar · 13/12/2007 18:41

i really hope this woman lives a long way away from me.

i would not be able to be near her knowing she has itchy worms coming out of her bum.

Utterly foul!

TooTickyDoves · 13/12/2007 19:19

ISSKKN, maybe it varies from person to person. Sorry your ds had such a bad time.
However, expressing a view you don't agree with doesn't make somebody mad.

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 13/12/2007 19:29

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onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 13/12/2007 19:40

kerry i'm thinking we do the vegans.. tonight.

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 13/12/2007 20:52

I'm liking this new scary batmother

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 13/12/2007 20:56

who makes everyone vaaaairy quiet.
So quiet, you could hear a worm....
wriggle.

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 13/12/2007 20:58

and i'm thinking this would make excellent childcare strategy in a loud and chaotic batcave. Fear.

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 13/12/2007 21:11

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XmastimePelvicfloorsandwine · 13/12/2007 21:15

If this were a friend of mine then it would be Bye Bye Wormy Wendy now you scoot along and share a faecel platter with your dirty wormy friends.

The woman is a human wormery ffs!

sparklygothkat · 13/12/2007 21:25

OMG!!!!!

this is the funniest thread I have read for ages..

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 13/12/2007 21:30

High? Hiiiiiiigh?
You must be confusing me with someone interesting.

it all went a bit quiet and I was enjoying the idea that I had .. intimidated everyone with my vegan-bashing.

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 13/12/2007 21:33

tho some of my best friends are vegans..

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 13/12/2007 22:18

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EricScrooge · 13/12/2007 22:20

This has got to be a wind up surely.

I just can't bring myself to believe it.

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 13/12/2007 22:47

i believe you are right EricScrooge
Though FrannyandZooey's post about lousy dreadlocks seems to suggest that anything's possible.

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ineedapoo · 14/12/2007 12:35

right I have dosed us all up with ovex and won't be seeing her again feel really sad

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onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 14/12/2007 21:10

KerrysMum do you think this is a wind-up?
I fear it is.

blushingm · 14/12/2007 21:47

he he he he he he he he he he he never mind ineedapoo - ineedawee after laughing at this

shoshaliteupthetree · 14/12/2007 22:07

pmsl really did this thread is so funny

MB that link sent me over the edge.

ISawSantaKissingKerrysNorks · 14/12/2007 22:27

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onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 14/12/2007 22:32

have a look back KM? V irregular posting for such a terribly gripping thread?

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ineedapoo · 14/12/2007 22:34

not a wind up strange but true. How do you think I should word a letter to her saying I can't see her anymore. DD has tummyache after the ovex

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gomez · 14/12/2007 22:35

A new Mumsnet Classic - utterly, utterly fucking hilarious!

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