another codly health winge

[FluffyMummy123]

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hyperchodriasis hystericus ?

your fanjo is about to fall to the ground.

Your coil fell out 9 months ago.

You didn't notice (no periods).

You are in labour.

You can't deny the logic there.

4 definately

She's gone quiet.

Must be in second stage by now, I should imagine

Transition I think igw. What a story that would make - it would beat everything else so far...

"Push, Mrs Cod. I can sea the head"

(see what I did there? Eh eh?)

even beats soupy's suprise baby

mummydoc! You always seem to sympathetic!

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I'm sure your pregnant Cod.

Contributing on baby threads and now this.

Deffo pregnant.

Either that or you need some Rennies Windeaze.

You've got the same as me, Cod - Amoebic Dysentery! I know you've missed out some of the symptoms as they're too gross even for MN.

at least flamesparrow - soupy's baby wasn't a surprise to soupy.

I got pregnant with a coil, no periods anyway, so only found out when I was 20 weeks and put on weight

Number 4

"theres a bun at the bottom of the oven, and its name is baby Cod"

jillyadoodledoo

am glad I have got the old fashioned copper barbed wire doil rather than the new fangled no period but could be pregnant kind

What about

g) Tampon left inside you??

It can happen you now, I read about it once.

trapped wind?

Oh of course Boris

P.O.D.

Haven't read thread, my bet is kidney infection possibly due to coil

Hope you feel better

will now read thread to see if you are still with us

I reckon impending squits

she's probably on the toilet, sorry loo at the moment

Oooh, the baby must be here by now

she'll be on the can pushing with all her fishy might. what comes out? poo or baby? poo or baby? place your bets!

eeeeuw to fish shit