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another codly health winge

86 replies

FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:38

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mummydoc · 07/03/2007 14:58

hyperchodriasis hystericus ?

expatinscotland · 07/03/2007 14:59

your fanjo is about to fall to the ground.

liath · 07/03/2007 15:07

Your coil fell out 9 months ago.

You didn't notice (no periods).

You are in labour.

You can't deny the logic there.

Flamesparrow · 07/03/2007 15:09

4 definately

IntergalacticWalrus · 07/03/2007 15:10

She's gone quiet.

Must be in second stage by now, I should imagine

Bozza · 07/03/2007 15:16

Transition I think igw. What a story that would make - it would beat everything else so far...

IntergalacticWalrus · 07/03/2007 15:16

"Push, Mrs Cod. I can sea the head"

(see what I did there? Eh eh?)

Flamesparrow · 07/03/2007 15:29

even beats soupy's suprise baby

DumbledoresGirl · 07/03/2007 15:58

mummydoc! You always seem to sympathetic!

DumbledoresGirl · 07/03/2007 15:58
  • so
Nbg · 07/03/2007 16:03

I'm sure your pregnant Cod.

Contributing on baby threads and now this.

Deffo pregnant.

Either that or you need some Rennies Windeaze.

suedonim · 07/03/2007 16:17

You've got the same as me, Cod - Amoebic Dysentery! I know you've missed out some of the symptoms as they're too gross even for MN.

Bozza · 07/03/2007 16:20

at least flamesparrow - soupy's baby wasn't a surprise to soupy.

Jillyadoodledoo · 07/03/2007 16:43

I got pregnant with a coil, no periods anyway, so only found out when I was 20 weeks and put on weight

Number 4

Nbg · 07/03/2007 16:45

"theres a bun at the bottom of the oven, and its name is baby Cod"

DimpledThighs · 07/03/2007 16:58

jillyadoodledoo

am glad I have got the old fashioned copper barbed wire doil rather than the new fangled no period but could be pregnant kind

WelshBoris · 07/03/2007 17:03

What about

g) Tampon left inside you??

It can happen you now, I read about it once.

Gingerbear · 07/03/2007 17:03

trapped wind?

Littlefish · 07/03/2007 17:40

Oh of course Boris

P.O.D.

FrannyandZooey · 07/03/2007 17:48

Haven't read thread, my bet is kidney infection possibly due to coil

Hope you feel better

will now read thread to see if you are still with us

Greensleeves · 07/03/2007 17:58

I reckon impending squits

Iota · 07/03/2007 18:00

she's probably on the toilet, sorry loo at the moment

IntergalacticWalrus · 07/03/2007 18:44

Oooh, the baby must be here by now

purplemonkeydishwasher · 07/03/2007 18:52

she'll be on the can pushing with all her fishy might. what comes out? poo or baby? poo or baby? place your bets!

Greensleeves · 07/03/2007 18:52

eeeeuw to fish shit