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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:38

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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:44

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DimpledThighs · 07/03/2007 13:44

because you went to the gym for the first time and did too much.

Did you do abs stuff?

Is your period due?

take some nurofen plus.

DeviousDaffodil · 07/03/2007 13:44

you're probably over tired.

northerner · 07/03/2007 13:45

I'm 14.

FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:47

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foxinsocks · 07/03/2007 13:48

you don't get them because you're menopausal or don't get them because you're on the coil?

if it's because you're on the coil, could be that you have a period coming (because they can just start again if they've been stopped by having the coil iyswim)

FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:48

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DumbledoresGirl · 07/03/2007 13:49

I know nothing about coils but it sounds to me like you ate something a bit upsetting and it is working its way through you. You will have a big fart and poo session and all will be well.

Unless it is the coil which I know nothing about. When are you due a check up for the coil?

Littlefish · 07/03/2007 13:51

Constipation
Trapped wind
IBS

All horrible. I get kidney pain with IBS too.

Try peppermint tea?

WanderingTrolley · 07/03/2007 13:54

Your trousers are too tight.

Elasticated waists from now on.

PS silent in labour - are you a Scientologist?!

tortoiseSHELL · 07/03/2007 13:57

trapped wind I would say - do you feel a bit bloated? Dh gets this - it's very unpleasant! Either that or labour...

DimpledThighs · 07/03/2007 14:04

Don't try peppermint tea try nurofen plus!

Iota · 07/03/2007 14:05

you have appendicitus - watch out for it bursting

jalopy · 07/03/2007 14:09

For complete comfort, I would recommend a puff ball skirt.

Fimbo · 07/03/2007 14:09

Senokot

piglit · 07/03/2007 14:10

I used to get terrible trapped wind in the early stages of pg. Go for a walk so the trapped air works its way down and then fart into the wind so you don't gas yourself. You'll feel so much better.

Marina · 07/03/2007 14:12

You callous bunch
Peppermint tea or fennel tea are fab for soothing angry innards - or peppermint oil BP in a mug of hot water

Cappuccino · 07/03/2007 14:22

oh this is a dose of gymbugger

you go to the gym

you get all positive about your new healthy lifestyle

then you get ill, out of routine, and forget to go ever again

I get runbugger quite often

it's a pita

Bozza · 07/03/2007 14:26

Yes I had gymbugger as soon as I joined - it took the form of a bad cough - so I couldn't manage to do gym exercising, cough and maintain my pelvic floor simulataneously so obviously the exercise had to be kicked into touch.

Spidermama · 07/03/2007 14:28

Spawning?

Marina · 07/03/2007 14:30

I have had exercisebugger several times already this year

Iota · 07/03/2007 14:33

I thought it was my asthma playing up - now I know it's gymbugger

Pruni · 07/03/2007 14:34

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MamaG · 07/03/2007 14:41

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