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another codly health winge

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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:38

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hunkermunker · 07/03/2007 13:39
  1. Pregnant
hunkermunker · 07/03/2007 13:39

And {{{Fish}}}

fryalot · 07/03/2007 13:39

pregnant

JackieNo · 07/03/2007 13:39

5: Too much exercise?

bundle · 07/03/2007 13:40

what about an appendicitis chaser??

I'll go for wonky coil. is it mirena?

northerner · 07/03/2007 13:40

Yes you are in labour. I can tell. I have a client who is a doctor.

Put the kettle on and get some towels quick.

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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:40

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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:41

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DumbledoresGirl · 07/03/2007 13:41

Oh please be in labour! that would make the best thread definitely!

fryalot · 07/03/2007 13:41

well, fart then.

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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:41

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DeviousDaffodil · 07/03/2007 13:41

Sciatica you old fart!

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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:41

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Iota · 07/03/2007 13:41

if it's a boy you will have your own 5 a side team ( with dh playing as well)

ledodgyDave · 07/03/2007 13:42

It may be unrelated we all had a bug last week with exactly these symptoms mine ended with explosive poo but dc's and dp's didn't.

bundle · 07/03/2007 13:42

my friend gets hers put in by Hank Wangford (but under his medical alias..)

deffo put kettle on

farts makes me think of gastro bug. have you eaten artichokes?

northerner · 07/03/2007 13:42

OOh your just like the girl from hollyoaks. Imagine dh's suprise when he comes home and you are writhing in agony on kitchen lino.

ScottishThistle · 07/03/2007 13:42
  1. Constipation!?!
Whoooosh · 07/03/2007 13:42

Wind I reckon due to wonky coil,food poisoning and being in labour.

DumbledoresGirl · 07/03/2007 13:42

If you are windy, maybe it is just that - wind. It can give quite chronic pain. Have you eaten any beans lately?

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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:42

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FluffyMummy123 · 07/03/2007 13:43

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foxinsocks · 07/03/2007 13:43

have you had a smear lately? I had one last week and it's given me cramps ggrrrr.

Perhaps you're getting ovulation pain or is it period time and you're getting some pain in advance?

UTI?

JackieNo · 07/03/2007 13:43

Try Infacol

DumbledoresGirl · 07/03/2007 13:44

If you can laugh at us, it can't be labour. Damn.