Morning, tis me, Mouse.
Have a nice day at school Dubs, no smoking behind the bike sheds norty.
Bitter - rule the world lovely. 
SAF - I know what you mean about if DS is off if feels like your off too. I get like that when DD is home..... last week at school for her, then she's off to Manc for a week whilst her room is stripped back to the brick and re-plastered, eeeeeeeeeeeeek.
The fucking shower is broken and I am in a fowl mood for a number of reasons, the main one is a huge lack of sleep and Nemo having the most horrific nappy rash.
Thank Jeff for Metanium cream! DH was packed off to the emergency chemist yesterday afternoon, just as it was closing and the chap (who'd been there since 9am Sat) stayed open, I think he heard the desperation in my voice when I called to check they stocked it.
£3.59 for a tiny tube but after only two uses, his peachy bottom is clear of the awful blisters he had yesterday. He spent the day sobbing, poor chap.
Anyway, I will mostly be scrubbing the house from top to bottom today and then off to town to get DD's new specs. Red Or Dead!
So, happy Monday lushies. 