LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

I have invested in a Neutradol air freshner to get rid of the smell of Seth. He's going to live in the dining room for now, with the window open (locked) and the door open.

When he's bigger, he'll live outside in the garden as that's what they prefer.

MY HOUSE SMELLS ANYWAY!

Of lovely, fresh laundry hung everywhere to dry

So ner.

will take more than Neutradol

shit, ive got shed loads of next. only dc have boden though

Dubs you ho You'll be all married and respectable in about two weeks time.

I got a Boden voucher yesterday, through the post.

Went straight into the feckin bin. Feck off.

My friend (who has just had a baby) said the last time I saw her.

'I bought a coat for DS (he's 2) from Boden. It was only £70 in the sale and I can pass it onto the next boy we have'

She had a girl

I've entered a comp to win one of those foam dyes, and then do a review about it.

Clairol I think.

'Sensual Black' you say? Sounds nice

None on your skin? REALLY???

That's bloomin fab. I always get it on my face because my hair is so short.

Birthday cake here

It's Cadbury's, how can you not?