LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Look forward to George starting school

I am so skanky, I am still in my uniform from yesterday

I am also starving. No food until the tesco shop turns up.

dubs

saf - no holidays for you, nor non-lidl food. Dont make me come round and force you to do litter picking for your money woman

going back to bed in a min, feeling rough with this cold. swine flu at school at mo, great.

i must admit extended breast feeding makes me shudder. Actually all the breast is best stuff put me off with dd2 it all just seemed so militant. I know no one who cares about whether you breast fed or not outside mn.

RELEASE THE HOUNDS! WOMAN ON BENEFITS SMOKES FAGS.

I have a dark brown Faux Pleatherette sofa. Its so not leather its faux pleather. Dead comfy though.

And no car. Yay! I escape being shot!!

I covet a brown sofa. Preferably a corner group. But then I am chav and proud. I'm surprised that Digs isn't a staff

I am going to grill dd and smother her in ketchup if I don't eat soon.

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

I do have a brown, real leather sofa. It's huge and comfy and if anyone doesn't like it, they can sit on the floor

Dubs - I love that idea of us all living together with animals and childers, a book shop, etc.........

I'd be more than happy to have all of the childers rushing around my flowing skirts. Telling them stories, painting, knitting grass and daisy chains in the sun

Brian - sorry you are ill my lovely.

Bitter - shower, coffee, food.

SAF - sorry for the lack of sleep.

Chilling day here, only one workman but 2 builders.

Ah, yes Bitter. You can't be a chav unless you have close up pictures of flowers or pebbles on canvass box frames, twiggs in a vase, and a fakey brown leather sofa.

No sireeeeeee. You ain't no chav.

You only have 17 mins to get to McD's for sausage and egg McMuffin, or a double one. They are lush.

you're pregnant saf. its what these benefit people do, breed

Avoid them SAF, it's just the same old shit going round and round and fucking round.

If I was going to McD's I would have a Big Mac, 2 Hamburgers and a large Diet Coke.

I love Big Macs.

Toast and coffee so far, Roman chicken for dinner later, not sure what lunch will be.

Not weighing in until next Monday but it will be baaaaaaaad.

STOP TREATING MEN LIKE CHILDREN ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and breathe.

I give up. I will steer clear of all domestic related threads from now on.

Brian - is that my DH won't cook for the kids thread?

Fuck the fuck off you fuckity fucker, and when you get there, get on a bus and fuck off some more.

I am so sick of threads like that.

I'm ignoring. I'm not even going to open those threads.

yup thats the one. I did give up but then I snuck back. I am now officially giving up

Dog crate ordered, picking him up on Friday morning.

Breeder wants cash, won't accept a cheque, should I be worried? for asking.

Glad all is quiet SAF I'm knackered. Halfway through my week from hell.

Cash is pretty standard I think Mouse.

Afternoon, I could do with a snooze myself. I'm so excited about you getting Seth Mousie