LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Or a thread for peeps in a different time zone. Or is there no puppy owners net on the web?

Oh SAF

You poor thing! Bless you. I wish we were nearer, we could do shifts, pup and Nemo shifts.

2 more fence panels have gone over night.

Party to prep for and DH is in a foul mood. Deep deep fucking joy.

Is it too early to start drinking?

Cast iron gate (6ft) has just blown off.

I'm not a happy Mouse. It hit the house too.

Bloody weather.

Have I scared you all off?

DH is taking his frustration out hoovering upstairs

Hey all, just a post and run before I am off to pack.

I can't believe your gate blew off mouse

I need to sort the kitchen. So far I have removed a security tag from a dress and mended saf's jumper dress.I feel like a fifties housewife.

Did you use the old magnet and foil technique for the tag?

Have a wonderful time gorgeous girl xx

No, it was attached on a seam so I unpiucked the stiching, removed the tag (still in one piece) then stiched the seam back up.

Did you all read that?

Fancy a trip to Tesco anyone?

I'm prepping a party for DD. 3-7pm.

Bar opens at 2.30 if you fancy it Dubs!

Going anywhere nice tonight?

House is tidy, kitchen floor mopped. It's too quiet here, DH has taken the DC and Dawg to FIL's for the day.

I'm warning you Dubs, I always cry at weddings.

I cry at any wedding, fake or otherwise. Scott and Charlene was a killer

I just cry

My dinning room is filled with screeching hormental girls.

Vodka anyone?

Dubs - buy the dress. Have a summer wedding for when we come and see you!

Chink.

Remind me why I said DD could have friends here?

Damn birthdays

Where are your brusies?

Oh yes, thighs are a real ouchy!

Pizza here to later once the screeeeeeeetchers have gone.

I am NOT doing this next year. Don't let me do this again.

Dubs - you can't face wine??? God, you are hungover.