LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

OMG! Are you okay? You really are sleeping a lot babes. [worried emoticon]

Been out at work. Had lowish fat hot baguette from greggs which was ridic salty guess thats what they put in to add flavour.

Tired as slept badly with storm

Been out at work. Had lowish fat hot baguette from greggs which was ridic salty guess thats what they put in to add flavour.

Tired as slept badly with storm

Been out at work. Had lowish fat hot baguette from greggs which was ridic salty guess thats what they put in to add flavour.

Tired as slept badly with storm

TC - I know you are tired but we heard you the first time

iPhones eh?

What was on it? I had a beef and onion one from there once, never again.

It's FFF, what shall I have for dinner? I'm cold and want stodge, not dust.

I see Dubs didn't show before her weekend of shagging so far today.

Brian - are you working?

And where is that desire today?

Thought it was chicken for you tonight. Soz about phone posts. Greggs butty was tuna and cheese melty thing was ok but too thirsty. Am trying to avoid lure of fff by drinking lots of coffee

Thought it was chicken for you tonight. Soz about phone posts. Greggs butty was tuna and cheese melty thing was ok but too thirsty. Am trying to avoid lure of fff by drinking lots of coffee

Thought it was chicken for you tonight. Soz about phone posts. Greggs butty was tuna and cheese melty thing was ok but too thirsty. Am trying to avoid lure of fff by drinking lots of coffee

Hmm, yes that was the plan. Changed my mind.

Was going to be good but it's so cold and misserable, I can't have dust. Need hot stodge.

Not had a tuna melt from there but now I want one of those!

Hello again, been out shopping, took dawg on the school run to get him used to crowds and am now cooking dinner. I forgot about fff so am having steak with veg and new pots. I am falling in love

Who or rather what are you falling in love with?

She's shagging! Her boyfriend is home this weekend

SAF - I'm sure she'll be fine

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

How goes it lush one. Fab to see you here! xxxxxxxx

Does anyone want a ?

Yes, you missed loads!

Someone will be along in a moment to tell you

Yay!! Dubs!!

Mad Dawg has gone to sleep. Dubs, you have missed nothing except Saf getting a puppy, me getting a puppy and Mouse about to, er, get a puppy

That and we have all missed you HUGELY. I would shower you in kisses but I don't want sloppy seconds

Ok, some of us missed you.

Saf, is pooch crashed out?