LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Will do x

Morning all :)

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Sorry for no sleep and howling dogs SAF and Bitter. Maybe you two should have had babies instead?

Brian - I know you won't see this until Friday but mwah xx.

Dubs - hurry the fuck on with getting a laptop woman. I'm getting withdrawel symptons now. Miss you xx

Nemo lost his first feed this morning. I'm hoping it was a glitch

Yesterday was nice, lovely to see the family. Christmas Day #2 next month. Don't ask.

Hydro later.

Hey hey.

£30 spent on assorted dog paraphenalia

I didn't really see any beds saf, but they seem to have a few online that look reasonable.

I am so hungry, I may have bacon and eggs for lunch and pretend I am on the atkins

Bitter - that sounds fab. I could murder a bacon sarnie. Salad here when I get back from Hydro.

Meh.

SAF - house full then? Did you take the dog with you to pick DS up? How was she?

Stop with the salad already, it's freezing FFS!

I know but I've had toast for breakfast. I'm trying to reduce my wheat intake.

And it's fajitas for dinner. Don't want soup, no spuds for jackets, Rivitas are dull as dishwater and = cheese.

Salad is fine.

Really.

Honest.

I like it.

It's good for you.

Right?

Right lovelies, off to hydro.

See you later. xxxx

Grilled bacon, baked beans and a poached egg.

Much more satisfying so you won't over indulge later. You could even push the boat out and add mushrooms and tomatoes.

It's not about eating less, it's about eating well so you don't feel deprived.

I'm making a chicken Jalfrezi for dinner and am going to go overboard with the spices for the same reason. I may even do some onion bhajis in the oven.

(realises I probably have the worst diet out of all of you and have no right to lecture )

I'm back. Did ya miss meeeeeeeee?

I am having salad beacause it needs using (roasted skinless chicken, lettuce, cucumber, with 2 hard boiled eggs) and a diet coke......

Bacon, eggs and beans tomorrow. I only ever grill my bacon.

Thank you xx

Dawg is snoring . I ran him round the front garden on his lead earlier and I think I wore him out. How was hydro mousie?

Not too bad but I'm sore. Had to stop halfway. Think I may need to swap classes to a back class.

The one I'm doing is for pregnant ladies/SPD sufferers.

Not what I have anymore.

Aww to a snoring dawg. Nemo is licking the inside of his feed set and had some ice cream yesterday

That's brilliant about Nemo

He'll be on a full english before you know it

Just popping in, off to make a jalfrezi.

Bitter - I need to know what 'crating' is re a dog.

Breeder has said wolfy can go in a crate/creat?

Never mind, have Googled.

crate training

Whoops, see you have googled

Thanks lovely xxx

Ah you may have the worst diet but you are one of the slimmest so maybe there is a moral in that!

Need you lot to kick my arse re exercise my blood pressure is borderline high and doc thinks given family history its only a matter of time before i end up on meds for it, bugger.

I'm having mini meltdowns.

Here is why so far in the last hour.

House is due to be ripped apart next week, for the whole week to replace the current heating system.

DD is having a birthday party Saturday and a friend staying over.

Tired.

Tired and in pain.

In pain, did I mention that?

Utterly fed up.

Off to cook and give myself a talking to.

Where the hell is DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!