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Mouseface · 08/01/2011 13:20

Well, no more chocolate, cheese, cake or crack pies for this Mouse. Sad

Time to shift the wobbly bits, firm up your tits Grin body and get healthier as you do.

We're using lots of different methods between us all - Wii Fit, FoodFocus, changing our diet, exercising more, quiting smoking and booze.....

Why not join us? Smile

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 12/01/2011 20:05

Oh saf, I tried so hard :(

:o

Ah well, Practice, practice, practice! That's the way to go.

Is that all there is in wine?! I'm having another glass!

My bottom is not as nice as it could be.

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Mouseface · 12/01/2011 20:23

Oooooo - I'm a lip kisser too. Grin

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TotalChaos · 12/01/2011 21:42

Yo am also tired and snotty and full of lurgy. Ask at cdc about nursery info, see where has good rep for inclusiveness.

Mouseface · 12/01/2011 21:42

I'm here, even though I killed the thread by saying I liked to kiss the same as you! Grin

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Mouseface · 12/01/2011 21:46

I meant that to SAF Blush

Sorry you are poorly too TC. Right bunch of unfit Langers we are! Grin

Good idea re Nursery, I have no idea where to start or what happens.

Thanks x

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Mouseface · 12/01/2011 22:13

DCs are finally both in bed and asleep for now.

Hard day here. Sick of being in pain.

Off to bed. Night night lushies.xxx

Dubs - if you manage to get your crap top working before I log on, I missed you, I love you, stay gorgeous. Mwah! xxx

Mouse out. xx

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BitterAndStout · 12/01/2011 22:14

Have I missed you all? I am off to bed in a bit. UNO, I keep missing you at the moment.

It goes without saying, I am an excellent kisser, passionate yet tender. Wink

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 12/01/2011 22:17

Hey bitter :). Good to see you. I'm usually more of a lip kisser, but I thought I'd go all out.

I've been thoroughly rejected.

TC I'm not sure I want your cold, it might have to be a manly pat on the back :o. Feel better soon!

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 13/01/2011 06:42

I should be up already, but I don't want to get up!

I'd better run :(

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BitterAndStout · 13/01/2011 08:46

Morning all Smile

I am off to get my hair done in a bit, the bitterbob has been neglected of late.

BrianAndHisBalls · 13/01/2011 09:54

Fucking Hell TOTAL!!! That was the most frightening opening of a box since I last had sex!!!!!!!!!! Shock

Thank you very much Grin DP will have great fun doing the ribbet noises over the monitor and scaring the shit out of me Grin He already does it with Mole's sheep noise book Hmm We don't get out much. And Im scared of sheep - its their eyes and watching Black Sheep did it Grin

morning x

Mouseface · 13/01/2011 10:17

Grin Brian you nobber! That made me spit coffee out!

DH does that over the intercom, shits me up every time!

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Hacking up some wonderful stuff Hmm

Docs and physio today. I want my bed but have more change of becoming a nun! Grin

And I hate sheep's eyes too, the look all wide and wild [scared emoticon]

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BrianAndHisBalls · 13/01/2011 10:26

they go the wrong way mouse, are horizontal slits, eurgh

You enjoy the last day of your thirties today poppet.

i've hidden the humungous frog now behind the sofa, it keeps staring at me Grin When I get hold of Total she's dead Grin

Mouseface · 13/01/2011 10:37

BRIAN!!!

You cheeky mare. I do know where you live remember? There are plenty of farms here, all full of scary sheep.

I could easily wrap one up and get it to you, being 2 doors up from the village post office.

You think you have problems with a giant frog? Grin

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Mouseface · 13/01/2011 11:11

Grin at shouting at sheep. Brilliant.

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TotalChaos · 13/01/2011 11:27

I thought a frog wld be cute!

Ribbet baaaaa ribbet

Mouseface · 13/01/2011 11:44

Ha ha ha ha ha aaahhhhaaahahaha TC Grin

Maybe we should all call Brian and just baa or ribbet down the phone to her?

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