She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

oh i forgot to say congratulations double! so glad your money has come through - though now it sounds like they want you to jump through hoops for it

get on the phone and beg for mercy - no transport, small sick children, etc.

Morning all.

Had an early night last night, I'm shattered.

Saf, that B&B looks fab, you will have a wicked time.

Dubs, hurrah for grant - phone up and plead for mercy.

Sorry for those lurgy-ing, I'm just snotty now.

Mouse, hope you got some sleep.

Mittz, how is DS?

Brian, I notice your xmas decs are going down a storm.

TC, where are you? We have not crossed paths in ages.

DS is OK, thanks Blue, back at school. Me ears are bleeding from his inane babbling.

I can't get in at the docs. They are snowed under. Taking my asthma meds is helping though.
I am fed up of coughing and having a headache. I am going to see the lovely chemists in the village.

Did I say how much I love your Christmas decs Brian?.. if not, then I do!

I am lusting again. Saw my lush customer last night. I am sure I talk rubbish but am distracted by his aura of complete scrumminess.

I am however doing housework at high speed as I have sooo much to do. Nice to do it whilst daydreaming and fantasising wildly though. Phallic-like objects do get a little over polished...

Awwning

That is how I say morning.

Moan alert.......

OUCH OUCH OUCH! My face is the size of a football on one side, I can only drink through a straw. Luckily, I have soup and yoghurt in.

No sleep due to pain and I can't even brush my teeth. I can't open my mouth wide enough.

Do any of you know The Tooth Fairy?

Dubs - sorry you are all still poorly lovely, and now have to try and sort out your grant.

When are you back at the dentists mouse? Phone for an emergency appointment please.

Mittz, do you have very shiny knobs in your house then?

I'n not, I went last night... she's put me on anti bs and told me I'll get a letter to have the tooth removed under general at the hospital when they have a slot.

So today I will be mainling Tramadol and Ibuprofen. And coffee through a straw. xx

Mouse, that's shit. Can they not do anything more for you?

Dubs. Will you stop maaking soup and bloody go back to bed?

He is more than welcome xx Did the other package come yet Dubs?

Blue - nope, I have to let the anti bs work. Grr. She has marked me as urgent so fingers crossed. DS should get his today too Blue.

I sent everything first class!!

that's what i hate about this stay at home parenting lark - no sick days

bitter - forget it, no royalties are coming your way

miitz - thank you! Sold 10 so far, my fingers are tired from stitching.

Am awaiting a call from work re the hours thing so am jumpy as hell. Think i might need to up my tablets if this is the state i get in. This is when my ocd gets back. I keep thinking 'what did i say on that vm?' 'they're going to sack me now for disagreeing' etc. Mind a bit whirry.

mouse - sorry re your tooth, sounds hideous Same to you re your illness dubs, not nice. Get on that phone and beg re the grant. I You need it

More treats to follow then Dubs! Glad you and the boy like it. It really is at the bottom of our garden.

We are very lucky!

Post has been, thankyou very much Mouse.

Hope the ABs kick in soon.

Dubs, I understand you have poorly DC but try and take it easy.

Brian, I don't want royalties, I want you to acknowledge my sheer genius.

someone tell me to calm down please yes, waiting for a phone call makes me this stressed. I am a twathead.

bitter - you're a fucking genius

that any good??!

S'up Brian? Calm down lovely. xxx

That's better. I will shut up now.

Brian, keep calm. Have a look on my FB at the sign my friend sent me a pic of. 'Tis good for a giggle.

langers still being langers i see.

Mouse... a thousand gentle kisses for your poorly face xx bless you sweetheart for enduring so much..

Ad you Brian , you're a little trollop trooper too xx

But breathe lovely. Write notes as you wait for the call or something... envisage yourself as serene and collected xx

Hey Dubs... healing vibes across the waters gorgeous.

I can truthfully say that knobs in my household are indeed very shiney and a -tad overheated from friction . They are very ergonomic are they not? (also one of my favourite words)

brian you're nearly there. you're not hiding from any of it, you're finding out all you can and dealing with the communications side of it. it'll soon be done either way.

you are doing well really. the flipping and fretting isn't actually stopping you facing doing what needs to be done. and once it's done it'll be over.

boring nag sorry.

ouch ouch ouch mouse!

Thank you Mittz. They are lovely kisses.

I have decided that I am going to go for hydro. The warm water and change of scene (no puking child) will do my good.

Then I need to decide which soup I am going to have......... only have Heinz in so it's choice of tomato, mushroom or veg.

Vote please.

Have I scared you all off with my exciting soup choosing life style?