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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 31/10/2010 14:31

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

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MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny · 12/11/2010 09:33

Smile thank you Double, and you have a delicious way of giving the gift of a compliment so that it feels like a jewel.

We are blessed on this thread with some remarkable human beings xx

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 12/11/2010 09:48

Saf, you are yet to reply to two of my texts. Sort it out. Grin

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 12/11/2010 09:57

We will all fit, it's up to you. It would just mean keeping DD up.

I have ordered some white on the tesco shop, so both options are open. Grin

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Mouseface · 12/11/2010 10:30

Morning.

I have been busy adding feather to Nemo's wings. Thank you Mittz. xx

Dubs - I have sorted Dh and the office usage out. Basically, you and SAF have final say.

It blew a hooly here last night, trees in the village have been uprooted and DH had to go out and 'repair' parts of the cabin once it was light. All good now.

We have yet another skip up the driveway to fill full of rubble. I have no idea where it has all come from! It breeds I'm sure!

New meds for Nemo today. Hoping they start to work soon. And mine are in so if you don't hear from me, it's cos I'm asleep! Grin

Brian - We can't do controlled crying because of Nemo's reflux. When he had stopped puking, we did leave him to settle (as Bitter will remember {grin]) but now we're back to square one.

Today is FFF so bacon butties for breakfast, not sure for lunch and homemade pizza for dinner!!!

I'm frozen to the core again! I'm wrapping up in layers.

Last night I worked out that I already know 150 Makaton words. I was really suprised at just how much I have picked up from Something Special!

Paperwork and shopping lists to do today, along with butterfly kissing Nemo lots, he's all toasty warm and smells soft if that makes sense.

Mwah to you all xxxx

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MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny · 12/11/2010 11:45

I bloody love Justin. Truly do. I know basic BSL and a tiny bit of Makaton. It is a beautiful language.

Bacon and sausage sarnie for FFF and Sainsbo's are doing divine trifles so I might partake later on.

My Ex for instance. Is a TWAT. That's all I want to say on the matter.

I was awake all night with the wind Biscuit.

Mouseface · 12/11/2010 11:52

I love being snuggled and safe indoors when it's windy and cold. I love listening to the trees leaning into and out of the gusts. We are lucky (I think) that we have some beautiful trees in our garden and around us so can hear that all night long.

Strangely soothing for me.

Your XH is a TWAT Mittz. Simply for the upset he causes you and DC, as I know nothing else about him.

SAF - I'll be 12 stone by the end of today at this rate, purely from comfort eating, never mind Feb!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 12/11/2010 12:28

Afternoon.

I have got my shopping delivered, made lunch and finished the Laundry.

Just need to blitz the kitchen then I can cook up a storm!

It's freeeeeezing.

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BrianAndHisBalls · 12/11/2010 13:58

eurgh. exh. eurgh. We are awaiting on his fucking lordship to see whether he has 'enough holiday' Hmm to come up and see dd1's christmas play. Hasn't bothered for the last 2 years (again, didn't have enough 'holiday'). Because christmas is so unexpected isn't it? You can never judge when a Christmas play just might pop up! Could be Feb, August, July even! If only it were as simple as knowing it would be in December and keeping one day's holiday.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh and Im still wailing over in legal because got letter from court today saying he owed me the money - good. Then rang them and they say his grounds to try to 'deregister' are that he pays the csa £35 a week. Right.

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well so much for less moany me. Will one of you lazy langers just SHOOT THE FUCKING BASTARD PLEASE Grin

BrianAndHisBalls · 12/11/2010 13:58

I feel strangely cleansed now, thanks Grin

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 12/11/2010 14:01

On my way Brian xx

Mouseface · 12/11/2010 14:13
BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 12/11/2010 14:18

I agree mouse, but the phrase 'fathers who would cut off their own limbs to see their children' makes me think you have been watching too much JK. Grin

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny · 12/11/2010 14:20

FukityFuckityFuckityFuckityFuckityFuckwittedFUCKMUPPETS

I know my battle is to learn to disengage from the game because it enables and I am trying and learning but FuckingFuckingFucking HELL.

One day, my inner child will be healed and the woman that emerges is going to get very pissed off with people that treat her like an emotional punch bag.

I have just clambered atop a very slippery slope.
I have had a Mince Pie...... Warm.....

Mouseface · 12/11/2010 14:23

Mittz - xxxxxxx

Grin

Bitter - Can there ever be too much JK watched? Really? Wink

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