She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Bitter!!!! Oi, Bitter!!!!!

YOU MUST -

Pay a cheque into the bank
Buy milk and bread
Double up clubcard vouchers
Buy toys with vouchers for christmas
2 loads of laundry
Put petrol in the car
Make dinner.

TODAY

Dubs - I love eggs on toast. Yum!!!

Thanks Mouse, I love you xx

Will do SAF. Which reminds me, am I the only one who has a magical laundry bin?

Yesterday I emptied it and yet this morning, it was full again. Amazing really.

Shame the fridge doesn't have the same magical properties!

PornDog is not mine to give, Dubs, her heart belongs to DH.

I have a magical floor that breeds washing Mouse.

I forgot some stuff on my list

Buy Double Gin
Send her Doc Martens.

I don't know why that just popped into my head.

First load is on, washing is sorted into lights darks and colours. Cheque and clubcard vouchers are located.

SAF - LAUNDRY!!!!

HANG IT OUT!!!!

I have a sudden urge to send Gin to someoone.............

Or someone!

Saf, LAUNDRY

Has anyone seen Paranormal Activity?

SAF!!!!!!!!!!!! WASHING

Bitter - no but I really fancy it.

It's bitter here too. No pun intended. Although 'here' is five minutes up the road so that's not really surprising

at the distance between you two and the possible weather difference!!

It's FREEZING!!

I have to go to the docs but I want to snuggle under your quilt and sip port to warm me too SAF! Brrr.

I have on 3 tops and my scarf with pockets wrapped around me. May have to get the bloody fire lit. No kindling though.....