LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say.

Hello.

I'm full!

Bitter - You are so not witch like!!

SAF - that photo of 'you' is spot on, very pretty.

Now, who could I be? Not Dervela thingymabob.

maybe?

mouse maybe

but she's too old now - if we had a time machine.

WIF - she's WAY to ugly for her to play me.

Does look great for her age though. I wish I was that pretty! The only thing we have in common is short, dark hair!

I'd LOVE to go to Barcelona. I want to go to that beautiful cathedral. But not when anyone else is there! Far to busy and I'd have a meltdown!!

Plus, I'd have to travel by magic. Scared of flying and we all know how much I struggle to get around by myself with that tiny bag of mine!!

Yes but Mouse, it would be our weekend so we would do it so we could help and make it all OK, and take it in turns to carry your bag and protect each other whilst being wild, mad, silly and adorable...

Na, Sarah Parish or Sharon Stone for you Dubs, told you before.

Thank you Mittz - I know that you would all look after me. That's why it would be brilliant. xx

So we have

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Dubs

Still need to cast Mittz, Mousie and the others.

i'm hungry.

today i've eaten:

one pain au chocolate
ham and cheese toastie with chips.

should have a ww meal.

Bitter - I'll be Demi as I know of no other dark haired bird with big boos, slim waist, long legs, green eyes, and a hot DH!!

And Dubs can be Sarah Parish!

Hmm, let me think about Mittz and TC. And Brian. No idea what the others look like!!!

'boos?' 'BOOBS'!!

See, I'd have cast Mittz as Demi. But that would leave you still needing casting.

Unless you have Audrey and I'll look for someone else.

I'm happy for Mittz to be Demi......

Who can I be? Short dark hair etc....

You be Audrey, I'll have a rethink.

Sinaed O'Connor.... can you find a nice pic of her?

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I don't look like Audrey at all....Sinaed?

Bitter! You have to be Audrey!

'Darling, you simply must'

I used to shave my head, level 2!!!

I was much slimmer and younger then.

audrey hepburn lived on one medium rare steak and a green salad a day.