LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say.

Am filled with Double, I live for the day I can say I have no housework (as opposed to saying I am doing no housework)

hey.

i feel like crap and this tv bench is nowhere near finished. called my mum and she said ds was welcome to stay there another night but then he had a meltdown on the phone crying and begging to come home tonight most unlike him.

so i've got to somehow try and get this half made monster to a securish state at least and get all bits and tools put away.

i have cold sweats, ache everywhere and have shakes despite eating a big bowl of pasta. what should i do? take? resort to?

Mittz - you should!! The one in the nearest town to us has just shut due to no funding so the yoofs are roamin the streets innit and the ressies are not havin it.

WiF - paracetamol every 4 hours and plenty of warm drinks. A bath may help too.

Honey in some hot water and a squeeze of lemon.

Fresh OJ for vit C. Echanacea (SP?) is good but needs a few weeks to get into the system fully.

Snuggle up on your new sofa. Shall I pop some dinner round for you too? Might be cold by the time I get it there!!

no snuggling up sadly.

best compromise i can think of is me going to stay at parents (i won't sleep, hell on ice for me). i'm not in shape to finish this furniture and it's not safe to leave as it is with him here so only compromise i can think of.

Wif - sending you hugs lovely. It's horrid feeling rubbish xx

no not really double because the side aren't on and if you put weight on either side it's gonna split on it's screws until it's got at least sides on.

can't explain that actually.

cheers. i just really ache and feel week and clammy. have taken paracetamol

Is lovely Bitter working?

Cooking dinner.... I hate the smell of sausage fat, YUK!!

im bloody parenting again. dp working late.

i even bathed the dc. First time in 8 months. (dp usually does it, they havent not been bathed in 8 momths!!)

GOT TO TRY TO GET MOLE TO bed, back to catch up in a bit xx

MrBr phoned and said he was going to buy me a clown necklace to say sorry. He said it was from 'Elizabeth Dukay' I think, sounds posh and french innit?

I might hang out for a 'Mum' necklace though

ive done loads of stuff i havent in ages, like bathing the dc, putting dd1 to bed, ermmm, thats probably about it.

Go two brooches to make now as I sold the one Bitter loves again and forgot I hadn't actually made it yet

I forgot to tell you that I'm also an inadvertent plushie. DP came to bed last night and Fluffbark was clinging to my lower leg in an inappropriate manner

Evening lushies.

I'm stuffed with sausage. [hwink]

Brian - FFS, parenting? Does your DP not know his fucking role in your life?

Jeez, what a drain on your life.... I have no idea how you cope.

How is the Ebola virus? Killed anyone yet? [hgrin]

actually (and thanks for asking mousie, i knew you cared) its ok. Nothing like the Ebola-flu from a couple of weeks back. Just sore throat, snotty nose. Nothing I can't handle cos i is tough

I agree also with your point re DP, hes a fucking waster and shall be kicked hard when he returns. I will tell him you told me to

I do care Brian, even though you don't have a seasonal name, witch annoys me. See what I did there!!?? [hgrin]

Please don't ruin DP's soft spot for me...... I shall be heart broken!

Glad you are ok though Brian. Germs are horrid and now WIF has them.

You have managed to infest us all with your germs during our night out haven't you!

And yes, I meant INFEST!! [hgrin]

WTF is a plushie?!?

And Dubs - of course you are hot. [hgrin]

Where's Bitter?