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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 16:42

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say. Smile

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TheMittzressOfMystery · 24/10/2010 18:22

I am not fussed about takeaways. Not enough to think to order one.

So sorry about your pain Mouse. I suffer from not quite but almost constant low level pain so I truly sympathise.

I have made 1 prototype glove thing in the softest chenille for my Niece Smile.

I sort of like it Bitter because winter time tends to be my productive season as I don't feel guilty about creating stuff when it is dark. Always feel I should be out in the sunshine when it is light IYSWIM.

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 24/10/2010 18:42

I have persuaded the DC to help me tidy the house by putting loud show tunes on.

Works every time. Is it illegal for a 21 month old to wash up?

I did supervise, obviously. She'd do a rubbish job otherwise.

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WallowsInFlies · 24/10/2010 18:46

ds is suddenly very into wanting jobs to do. must start exploiting that whilst it lasts.

evening all

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 24/10/2010 18:50

Sweeping and washing up are popular in our house. And DS loves hoovering. And anything that involves a spray bottle.

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WallowsInFlies · 24/10/2010 19:01

me too double - and those 'toy' kitchens. you have a kitchen!

i can see the point of toy power tools however.

BrianAndHisBalls · 24/10/2010 19:02

im alive. but havent caught up yet.

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 24/10/2010 19:05

The Dragon has flown the nest. Wink

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 24/10/2010 19:12

Toy kitchens should be thought of as training kitchens though. So they can have a go before they wreck the real thing.

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WallowsInFlies · 24/10/2010 19:14

Grin double. i have images of children being dragged around the garden by a cartoon stylee chainsaw.

left it's eggs bitter?

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 24/10/2010 19:17

Two eggs, one rotten. One on the turn .

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 24/10/2010 19:22

I had eggs delivered once that were on the turn

Passed them to the Night Watchman at 1.09am, just past the Poacher's Pocket.

Past the Iron Claw road and over the Two Stone bridge. [hgrin]

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 24/10/2010 19:24

Apparently if they float they are past their best.

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 24/10/2010 19:25

Arf @ Mouse Grin

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 24/10/2010 19:41

Tonight I am Painting The Owl Green and washing the Cucumbers For The Salad At the Edge Of The Pond at 11.02pm.

Shall I meet you there? [hgrin]

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 24/10/2010 19:50

My owl is no longer wise or Avid. No painting but I do need to finish it to a shine.

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 24/10/2010 19:55

I have A Buffer And Polish that can help.

It is only here for a Short Time This Evening.

Owls Welcome.

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