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If you're LIGHTer and you know it..............

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Mouseface · 01/10/2010 13:57

..........join our thread! Grin

Hello. I'm Mouse and have some weight to lose. The amount changes all the time but hey! We're all like that aren't we?

No rules. No clique. Just ladies trying to keep the winter bulk at bay!

Come meet the rest of the LIGHTer ladies, they're lovely. Smile

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 01/10/2010 17:21

Saf, we have no milk, bread or butter.

DH will want a beer tonight and I think it's 2 for 16 on the big packs. I can't expect him to carry home 8 pints of milk and 2 crates of beer!

Besides, it means that he will be doing bedtime while I go shopping child free, not such a bad deal.

For the record, he has never gone to the all night garage to get me a twix - not keen on twixes.

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TotalChaos · 01/10/2010 17:29

ahem, I am having an innocent vegetable pot with lentils for dinner. I am flying the healthy eating banner for tonight.

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 17:30

dp went out last night at 11 because i had a coke craving (the drink double Grin) this is what men were made for definitely.

miitz - 'what we do best' is sitting around eating take aways, smoking fags and watching jk Grin

am having cheesy chip butties right now.

is this actually a healthy eating thread?? Grin

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 01/10/2010 17:30

He does massages, all the ironing, pays all the bills and is always warm. And lets me steal his heat.

He's also fabulous in bed - doesn't mind if I put my icy feet on him and never steals the duvet. Wink

TotalChaos · 01/10/2010 17:31

Not had a peshwari naan this year. Have mostly been awfully good at the low fat living. and only succumbed once to KFC.

Mouseface · 01/10/2010 17:33

FFS!! I think we need to move out of general health ladies. Grin

I am now having chicken tikka masala and a garlic naan. Less the beer that I want. Will have diet coke.

You lot are awful!

Double - I love you to bits!! Tic-Tacs and chocolate spread.

Fecking brilliant!!! Grin

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mittz · 01/10/2010 17:42

''mittz - 'what we do best' is sitting around eating take aways, smoking fags and watching jk''

That's what I mean though Brian Grin

A cure all, fab company with a group of miscreants with hearts of cheese and cake..

I had chicken and sweetcorn soup with a cheese sandwich. But the soup wasn't quite hot enough to melt the cheese. Which was the whole point. And a coated flake thingy. And a cup of tea that I have reheated 3 x.

It's not cold here.. I am wearing a maxi dress and a cardi

The only reason I hate the rain is because if I wear long swishy things they just flap coldly and muddily around my ankles.

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 01/10/2010 17:44

Alreeet?

How's you all this fine Friday? I have wine so I am :)

It's called self medicating. Wine makes me not ill

IUsedToBeFab · 01/10/2010 17:44

Bitter - I was going to give him the rest of the bolognese but ds1 asked for more and then left it so there isn't enough for him.

I want egg and chips -comfort food- but not allowed potatoes. Sad

TotalChaos · 01/10/2010 17:46

watching JK? I am deeply insulted by that accusation Grin

fab - why no potatoes? are you low-carbing?

Mouseface · 01/10/2010 17:57

Fab - egg and chips sounds lush.

Hey UNO!! xx

TC - you know you love JK really. Grin

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mittz · 01/10/2010 17:59

I was self medicating earlier UNO.. funnily enough I didn't feel quite so poorly afterwards eitherGrinWink

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 01/10/2010 18:05

Hey mousey :). How are you feeling now?

Mittz, it's definitely the way to go :o

Hey tc and fab. And everyone else.

ID how's the cat?

I'm feeling better already!

Mouseface · 01/10/2010 18:06

I'm better than I was but still the illerest on the thread. Grin

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TotalChaos · 01/10/2010 18:08

those public paternity tests make my teeth itch? surely must be some human right to privacy they are breaching in terms of the child...

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mittz · 01/10/2010 18:09

If you say so dear Smile...Wink

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 01/10/2010 18:10

Hi saf :).

Sorry you still the illerestest mousey.

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 18:11

tc - you missed a classic this morning, girl swore blind she was already pregnant when she slept with random bloke so was 100000000% sure (i hate that) that boyfriend was father. He wasn't Shock

maury povich is worse, if it is the baby's father they bring the baby on stage!!!!!!

IUsedToBeFab · 01/10/2010 18:12

Yeah, low carbing. Dh is home and not hungry so we might just snack.

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