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Hello. I'm Mouse and have some weight to lose. The amount changes all the time but hey! We're all like that aren't we?

No rules. No clique. Just ladies trying to keep the winter bulk at bay!

Come meet the rest of the LIGHTer ladies, they're lovely.

What did I miss? Why do you feel like LV? Who is picking on you Brian? Was it me?

Anyway - I have THE best diet in the whole world for you all. It's a 5-7 day diet. A simple tablet three times a day.

You can eat whatever you want, whenever you want. Chips, pizza, chocolate, cheese, as much booze as you can neck and not put a single ounce on.

You WILL lose weight!! I swear!!

Wanna know what it's called?

The Metronidazole Diet.

Not a single thing you consume will stay down.

Why don't they give out anti sick with these fuckers? They are utterly evil!!!

GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

I am doing spag bol for the kids but no idea what dh and I will eat yet.

Doesn't matter what I have today. So I may have seven pies!!!

Lucky girl Saf.

Right, school run and Tesco, wish me luck.

Mouse, sorry you are feeling pukey, at least you will lose weight.

excellent news saf, very cool.

mouse - ive just realised those are the abs i had about a month ago, took 2, threw up, stopped taking them they were pure evil.

off to the bullying meeting....

Yay for child free night SAF.

Bitter - I'm doing the online version, so you should be wishing me luck!

Brian - hugs xx

Change of plan. We got absolutely soaked on the school run so are now in our jammies.

I've asked DH to ring me when he finishes, he can bring home some essentials and we will get a takeaway.

I think we will probably get a pizza or chinese and all have a takeaway. I think DH finishes at 4, he's not on the night shift tonight so we will all eat together.

I may pre-order as well, just need to find out what he fancies.

achoo. repeat x 100. not going to the wedding tonight (even do of a work colleague) so not a close friend so don't think the absence of my germs will be a huge loss.

sigh. why does school manage to make me feel like a shit mother for bizarre reasons. Apparently DS's trousers are too short, and his socks are getting wet when he is running about, so I must buy him new ones . FFS his trousers are about 1 or 2 cm too short if at all, and it's impossible to get his size exactly right as he has shortish legs. So it's fine for him to have trousers spilling onto his shoes then

Sorry you are feeling rubbish TC. Early night and a lemsip?

I really want chinese but DH isn't keen and DS wants pizza.

chip butties with cheese bitter, definitely

tc - i will send you a germy cuddle x

Chip butties are only ever to be dipped in egg. Cheese is wrong.

''Why is Brian sending you brackets''

Double, you daft apeth, I think I really really love you

Catch up in a mo

Just scanned Bitter feeling bad..DON't... we are friends I hope and you are an angel when any one else is stressed so share and let us do what we do best...

Bitter - with all due respect to DH, this is the first time in yonks that you have 'fancied' any food. Maybe he can have chinese just for you?

Or you get it and he has whatever?

Dc aren't keen on Chinese either, I'll go with majority vote

I'll be round in a mo then. I love chinese!! What shall I bring?

Crispy duck, chicken chow mein, crispy chilli beef, prawn toast, ribs in capitol sauce, chicken with cashews, lemon chicken and special fried rice please. What are you having?