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[Mouseface]

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Hello. I'm Mouse and have some weight to lose. The amount changes all the time but hey! We're all like that aren't we?

No rules. No clique. Just ladies trying to keep the winter bulk at bay!

Come meet the rest of the LIGHTer ladies, they're lovely.

dd's favourite is 'basking shark, basking all over the plaaaaace, oo oo see that shark, watch that shark, it is the basking shark oo oooooo' sung to the tune of dancing queen

brian - already read that one, but thanks v. much for the offer.

double - if you are carp, does that make me bream

Are you kidding Double?
You wouldn't believe how pathetic I am re men. Especially if I like them. I am completely mute. And the more I like them the worse it is. In my head 'why the fuck would that person be interested in me?'

They are just words but I am paralysed, frozen. Can't even look.

So, come in Brian's duvet tent with me and have a music fest.. , and some brackets ((( )))

if anyone sends me a fb email i cant respond, i bored it so much its kicked me out

DS is particularly fond of

'Here comes santa claus, here come's santa claus, right down santa claus lane.

He's going to find Jack and give him a smack and take all his presents away'

before any of you lot steal basking shark its MY intellectual property.

Brian, that's fine. But you are not allowed to steal the 'Bedtime Pony' song or

Poppy Poppy Pop Star
Wants to be a Rock star
But she was too noisy
So they threw her out.

I'm a musical genius me.

Looks like a good Wife Swap on E4 now.

I know I'm dull, have I scared you all away?

Hey.

Cold pizza, glass of red thrown over the floor by MrM and Nemo has puked all of his feeds up today.

I am now on my very first glass of wine for the evening if that's alright with you all.

It's not fair on Nemo. Why does he have to be sick.

Bitter - you stole my tumbleweed line!

mouse

Mousie. Sending you brackets xx

Oh Mouse, the poor little guy. It's not fair. Truly. His blessing is having you as his Mum. xx

I am tired, and my body hurts, I need to be in the be with the electric blanket on.

Wishing you all sleep and rejuvenation xx

snuggle away mousie, but i just wet myself laughing cos of bitter so there may be a faint smell.

double - i love your poetry

and i love that poppy song. think its really lovely how families all have their own sort of dunno 'things'.

Wishing you a peaceful night Mittz xx

Brian, how did I make you laugh?

with your songs, i want to hear the pony one

have a good night miitz, no fumbling now, its a sin

right to go myself, dp just fell asleep on the sofa, till I threw a baby toy at his head

night xxx

Night Brian.

I'm a bedtime pony
Clippetty Clop, Clippety Clop.
Such a sleepy pony
Clippety Clop Clippetty Clop

It's nearly time for bed now
So lay down and rest your head
Goodnight, sleep tight, 'til the morning light,
And I'll see you in the morning xxx

Great song Bitter.

Night Brian xxx

I am horrid tonight. FFS. Just upset a Brave Babe by being my harsh hormental twatting self.

Mittz - sorry you are in pain. Sending you restful wishes and sleep fairies to soothe your aches. xx