On a LIGHTER note...

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

when i say 'typical' im not trying to belittle sorry, i mean typical as in we all have fucked up mornings/days at times so you shouldnt beat yourself up.

Cheers Brian, sorry to be a moaning Minnie, this is why I stayed away yesterday, don't want to drag anyone else down.

DS said that some boys are following him around shouting 'crybaby' until he cries. One of the lunchtime supervisors works for me so I may have a word with her tomorrow.

bloody nora bitter - if you start apologising for 'bringing the thread down' through 'moaning' what the hell am i going to have to do?? send everyone a harrod's gift hamper??

Please don't stay away if you feel down we're all here to help each other.

I could do with some help packing stuff for this nct sale!! Will need a lorry at this rate

double its a hug

saf - eat some cakes otherwise im the only one on here who actually needs to lose any weight. does ds like thomas the tank engine?

never.

those who catch up on jk at 1.30, can we have suggestions as to what the fluid on the photo mentioned on fb actually was please?? Hamper for best suggestion!!

where is mouse and is she ok???

Morning lovelies.

Did you miss me? [needy]

Bitter - So sorry you have had such a rubbish morning and are feeling so shite. And sorry about DS too. Sending lots of love xxxxxx

SAF - Brian the kitten will learn but as Mittz said, it's just a game to him. Like when a child throws his bath toys out of the bath for mummy to pick up WTF?????

Brian - I'm pleased to see that you survived the night, God knows how you did it. Amazing. I'm just so glad you are a real trooper.

I too have nearly died thanks to a botched operation. Fuckers punctured my gall bladder and sliced some of my kidney off. I ended up on life support and then in ICU for two weeks. I'll tell you the goro details one day.

Mittz - so sorry you have so much work on and feel so utterly rubbish still. NO OVERDOSING today please!

Double - yay for a day of school!

TC - sorry work was so tough for you and you are still poorly too!

I'm a bit better, (thanks for asking ) I'm still puking and achy but the toothache and earache has finally gone.

Nemo is still not sleeping so I'm afraid that I gave in and put him in with us. I can't get up after so many trips to his cot, my legs just don't work. So, if we are all to get some sleep, that's what has to happen for now.

Plus I can't have him waking DD. She's knackered enough as it is.

My boots arrived! Yay!

Fecking same ZingZillas as yesterday! Why do they keep doing this to parents?

Hello to 100 and UNO or anyone I've missed.

SAF - thanks, 1 more full day, today, and then that's it thank fuck.

Double - I missed you most of all.

My new eternity ring has just arrived! I am a very lucky girl.

Link or fuck off with your diamonds Mouse?

So do I!!!!! I have that image in my head and rather than make me feel ill, it's making me smile.

Double - I miss you so much when you are at school.

SAF - don't forget to book Brian in at the vets for the snip. And the kitten!

So, do you want to see it or not.....

This is the closest that I can find. Mine is slightly differnt.

He had it made. Bless him.

I want bacon sarnies now. May have cheese on toast.

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?? Brian, are you ok??

bloody mole sick on attached keyboard overrides external keyboard sometimes

was supposed to say 'thats beautiful mouse'

double - if you think ive got to brooch match or even sew when i have the entirety of hamleys in my living room to get ready for tomorrow you're havin a larf

Thanks ladies. As I said, that's the closest I could find.

He is so sweet.

Well, for today!! And I get 2 nights off now.

How are you Brian? Feeling ok?

Double - how is your cat?

Are we JKing in a bit?